"endos make a mockery of REAL systems" "ace people make a mockery of REAL queer people" "nonbinary people make a mockery of REAL trans people" "self-diagnosed people make a mockery of REAL disabled people" "bisexuals make a mockery of REAL gay people" "non-dysphoric trans people make a mockery of REAL trans people" "trans lesbians make a mockery of REAL lesbians"
arent you tired? arent you tired? arent you tired?
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My favorite thing to do before executing a risky maneuver is to loudly proclaim to anyone nearby that "I'm young, I'm fantastic, and I'm never gonna die". This is firstly to pump myself up, secondly because if I succeed I'll be proven right in front of an audience, and thirdly because it is the funniest possible thing to say immediately before being horrifically mangled in a completely dumbfuck sort of way
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You know we had to do it to him. He’s still not transing his gender (yet…) but we figured that after hanging around the rest of us long enough he’s basically picked up lesbian culture by association. So I made him an honorary diploma to celebrate, and maybe to encourage him to continue on the path.
What people think having fictives is like: I get to hang out with and talk to my favorite character whenever I want to!
What it’s actually like: I can’t read Star Trek fanfic anymore because even though Spock said it’s fine it still brings him to the front and well now it’s just weird
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I have had one of those Ideas which is objectively terrible and dangerous but which also sounds like a lot of fun. You know the type I mean. It’s the sort of idea that is very likely to result in me falling down a lot of stairs and getting laughed at by a certain Firekeeper.
I’m going to create roller skates that fit over my snakes.
I’ll need twelve of them total, two per snake: one right where they first touch the ground, and another at the very end, so I’m not dragging anything behind me. The first challenge will of course be just to stand up on them, before I even think about moving around. I can practice in the main ballroom (perhaps better known as the O&S room) or maybe the entrance hall just downstairs from it. Definitely not outside anywhere until I’m confident I won’t fall off any rooftops.
Obviously, I’ll also need a pair of sunglasses that fit over my mask. The goal is to be the coolest goddess in Anor Londo – which I already am, but only by default as the only one left. I want to make sure I keep that status even when Velka comes to visit.
i love saying "[character] lives in my head rent free" to singlets, but little do they know... i mean it literally. there's a fictive of this character living in my head. they dont pay rent
Aaron: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!
Flint: Bet you I can!
Lucian: [sips tea, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading]
oh huh we never actually updated y'all on the Cynthia Fictive Situation did we. hello to the maybe two people who are not in contact with us elsewhere.
we got her lads and lasses and nonbinary chads. not a version from a world where the world got destroyed either! she's plenty traumatized for other reasons though but aren't we all :'D
also we are cosplaying as her for halloween. as it turns out, cosplaying as a headmate is a very quick way to yeet them directly into the front and ngl we should try doing that with other headmates in the future. like me. I realize my outfit might be a lil harder but c'mooon I'd look so good even if we'd need to get contacts
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or, well, Im once again doing some thinky thonking. its been a bit. Renn went home (and I miss her. quite a bit actually.) weve been beta-reading a friends pokemon fanfiction for fir, and uh.
well.
not gonna lie, pokemon was our first fandom and is still a bit of a hyperfixation (particularly for one very specific side game. lookin at you, explorers) for us. that aside.
weve come to the conclusion that:
A) Cynthia (as in the champion from Pokemon Diamond/Pearl/Platinum, the lady with the Garchomp that many players still fear to this day) hits a whole lot of our door codes. and
B) the only door code she doesnt hit is the being dead thing. but
C) theres the whole team rainbow rocket thing from USUM (we never got those games, mainly due to R looking at Lusamine being less shitty and going hm! no <3 which is super valid of her) but as best as we can tell, there are somewhat canonical bad end timelines, one of which where Cyrus (the leader of the obligatory evil team from DPPt) won, and presumably the entire fucking world was destroyed and nearly everyone died with it.
so uh.
our options here are
A) keep trying to repress any potential Cynthia headmates from forming, because dear gods that Cynthia is going to be super traumatized and our pokemon-loving friend is a Cyrus kinnie so... yeahhhh,
B) actively seek out a Cynthia from a different, less shitty timeline, downside is that it may not actually stop the Cynthia from scenario A from forming and. yeah.
aaa. much to think about. were also dealing with getting ready for college so yknow, weve got THAT going on too... so we could actually use some serious competence in here (not to say that everyone else isnt competent, but the more competence the better and while five people does seem to be our head's limit, we clearly can stay at that limit for a while without anyone new forming, so...)
also. on the one hand, I feel kindaaa bad for not wanting to deal with a super traumatized version of Cynthia if we dont have to? because I dont but also that theoretical version of her would need us a lot more than, say, a different theoretical version of her where we were just like hey, you want a vacation for a while? you want to see how fucking terrified the internet in this world is of you?
(I feel like she would enjoy that. I know I would >:3)
anyway tl;dr I dunno. about a lot of things actually. does this count as a vent? it might count as a vent.
Someone put an anti-endo post in the DID tag (frfr why would you do that?? This has literally nothing to do with DID systems) so I fixed it. You're welcome.
[ID: a meme first showing a pill bottle labeled “actually very easy pills to swallow.” in the second part, a handful of pills are labeled 'endos are real'. End ID]