salad is mostly items

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

One of my roommates is from China and neither of us speaks the other’s language but lately when she’s in a chatty mood she comes into our kitchen and shows me these douyin Matt Damon x Ben Affleck RPF videos and puts her theories about how Ben has been pining for Matt into google translate for me to read. fujoing out transcends language barriers

there are so many beautiful women to leash or to be leashed by but unfortunately most of them are on the other side of the ocean. it's not fair, it's not fair at all.

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

sliding you a note that says "do you fantasize about putting me under extreme physical, emotional, and/or mental duress? circle yes/no" with a bunch of hearts doodled around it

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post