ThornofTheBlackRose

The kids that said "english class is useless" all grew up to make "video essays" that are just plot summaries/reviews with no analysis

you are not your illness that was just a bad dice roll. me though i am. i'm all of my illnesses coagulated into humanoid shape. only me is that. no one else can relate to this experience. i am special. you want to give me slices of provolone cheese.

My dad used to say that the only men who are adamant about their female sexual partners being virgins before them and obsessed with women having low body counts are men who are extremely bad in bed and are afraid of their female sexual partners having anything to compare it to and the ability to recognize that sex is supposed to be good and that particular guy is not good. Which I believe to be true but it was a bizarre yet insightful bit of sex ed to get as a teenager.

honestly not to be an annoying 'kids these days' zillenial but i do feel sorry for kids who won't grow up with mythbusters, i don't remember a disturbing amount of my life before i was 15 but you know what i remember? the mild mannered guy with a beret and a walking advertisement for adderall blowing shit up for fun every week

Remember that short period where people tried to convince everyone "bara" was a slur and we should stop saying it