Blithe

Don’t be shocked when life starts to get good. You deserve that.

A dangerous thing about being an adult is that I can willingly choose to dress like a Swamp Witch 365 days a year and no one can stop me.

Such a good boy! Definitely deserves treatos.

so tired of people acting like fat men aren't attractive. its scientifically wrong. fat men are a gift to society and i need y'all to start acting like it

people are always asking Why did you tour an abandoned factory for work and not How was the abandoned factory Was the abandoned factory fun

I’m out here buying tshirts and pants like a chump while some people are just wearing the world’s best rectangles

Nobody wants to acknowledge this ESPECIALLY on the left but unfortunately we’ve got to face the facts. Big strawberry

i post for the girls who used to read obsessively but can no longer pick up a book and also are no longer girls