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me: uses the word bitch as a self descriptor
a man: says bitch
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I would be terrified
Can we confirm the safety and survival of the person who took this video?
no they’re dead
Ok I cried
This is gonna give me nightmares :(
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shit it’s August.
shit it’s August.
Seriously CUTE <3
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We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.
For my nominations, I’m putting up:
If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.
or
It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.
I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.
this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful
Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.
if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.
We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.
Two old favourites:
“Bitch, That’s the Tubby Custard Machine” (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)
and the horse dildo that was passed off as someone’s arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)
This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.
Rare blue watermelon
That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair
How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain
soap makes water molecules smaller
I nominate the “we are killing the earth” picture of the earth in comparison from 1978 to 2012
the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar
“Tequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you like”
that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him
that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus
The two way mirror
“listen here, cumslut.”
I can’t believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.
Eliminate tumblr.
pls kill tumblr
has no one mentioned the time when someone tried to defend mayonnaise as a gender?
The people that argued the inside of a red, meaty fruit should be tagged gore because vaguely looked like a bloody wound if you squinted at it.
You mean this post Slagar?
That’s the one.
tag your gore/pomegranates asswipe
How about the whole “Brexit vote map correlates with mad cow disease map” but it was literally the same map one in color and one in grayscale
Y'all forget KONY?
THIS WHOLE POST
All the spiders you find in your house are trying to protect you from “Them”. Spiders have a society based around honor and will gladly die for their homeowners, but before you squish your last spider it spoke.
