Colonel Crline

reblogging this to my pro-opium sideblog fuckyeah-opium

fuck yeah

I feel like practicing any skill would be way more fun if I could have a lil level increase thing that pops up in front of me every time I do good like in Skyrim

there should be a muppet fighting game theyve got a big roster of characters to pull from. fraggle rock and dark crystal fighters expansion this shit writes itself

Not to praise an advertisement but I do think that they should bring back that Jack in the Box advertisement where the Jack in the Box mascot goes to the house of a guy who says he didn't like Jack in the Box burgers and beats him violently

Thank you for linking this but I'm shaken to my core that you tagged this as gender envy

not to be the 1st person to die in a horror movie but I don’t 100% believe in ghosts and even if they were real I’m much more afraid of capitalism so I’m considering buying a haunted house in the future if that means it’s at a very reduced cost and it’s gonna take way more than doors suddenly closing to change my mind

marry a goth and move into the haunted house together

Bestie you did it you solved the riddle

I may have carbon monoxide poisoning but at least I have a goth wife

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO