SOUP

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

Sound on

They don’t even have porn!!!!!!!!!!

A Deep Sea Deer with Coral for Antlers trots up to you. In a thunderous voice denoting status and respect, it declares: “May I Have some Marlboros (🚬)?”

cringe isnt an insult. if you find me cringe that means i have power over you. im having a fucking blast while youre seething with vitriol at my very existence. whos really winning here

Love when Tumblr recommends me a post based on my likes and the post is just a picture of a cardboard box filled with water

yeah

me when im in an Area

That's a guy alright

he's so fucking over there

my brutalist baby just threw a block of concrete into your minimalist baby's bedroom and shattered the beige playhouse

onto better things thursday

i want to put in the same room as the sponge painting lady

current mood: that tf2 video of the demoman that misses all 8 stickies, all 4 grenades and all melee swings, his entire team dies, and he waltzes onto the point to win the round

@punkitt-is-here