100% Sweater Weather

Lawful chaotic

Kermit pussy indulgence

#this is the first time for me where i can DEFINITELY identify my last 2 brain cells in a tumblr post (via legionofpotatoes)

just because i hate me doesnt mean you can

i spent the first part of my life as an overachieving gifted child and now i am a dumbass by choice. i’ve never been so happy

This has honestly helped my mood a lot thank you

i say a lot of smart things in mostly dumb ways

What if you said really dumb things in smart ways?

then you belong in academia 

my cousin is literally the most boring person alive

this isn’t very boring to me i’d like to know what the fuck a kitchen dresser is

I saw the caption and was so worried for a second

Worked in a vets for 2 years can confirm this is 1000% accurate

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

Unfollow me too

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

let them in

I have an idealized version of myself in my mind and she’s really pissed off at my life choices