Du musst nicht tanzen, aber beweg dein Herz

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

you look like the kinda girl who'd open up ms paint back in the day select the spray paint tool and click and hold to watch it slowly turn into a perfect circle

no offense but let’s be good to each other. forever. ok?

I’m not gonna lie very little has been going according to keikaku these days

the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose

the secondary purpose is to equip your kitchen and get really really really into international cuisine

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

the worst part of "you'll understand when you're older" is that you really do understand when you're older

The second worst part is, once you get older, you find yourself saying "you'll understand when you're older" with Full Comprehension of how fucking annoying you're being right now, but also knowing that it's all you can say.

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

you cant obtain me. tiger stance

so cool when i say hi to a cat and they do a big stretch like i dont think that has anything to do with the words i just said to you i said but i think its awesome that you got long

Buffy really is the chronic illness high schooler of all time. Half dead from exhaustion and fighting the demons and everyone around her is worried about math homework. She's in the graveyard at night, hunting vampires, and Giles is there helping her study for the SATs. I'm normal about this.

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars