he demands your finest dobby pussy indulgence

once again we have to have this discussion on your name, don’t we

pls stop saying words to me … I don’t have a brain..

cats don’t know what words mean and i love that about them. i can say “you are a beautiful little angel child and i love you more than anything else in the entire world” but also “you wretched little clown bastard. you’ve created such a big mess and now i have to clean it because i have hands and you don’t. this is god’s cruelest joke.” and they don’t care they just say :3 and put their little paws on me

oh judy hopps got her abortion btw in case u were wondering

people who use guns are pussies. i just throw bullets really fast

I know this is supposed to be a joke but I can’t even laugh cause that’s just how customers are