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everything about this⌠this statue, the choppy waves, the cliffs behind her, the echo, the drummingâŚ.. aesthetic
Lyrics in Faroese:
Trøllabundin eri eg eri eg Galdramaður festi meg festi meg Trøllabundin djĂşpt Ă mĂni sĂĄl Ă mĂni sĂĄl Ă hjartanum logar brennandi bĂĄl brennandi bĂĄl
Trøllabundin eri eg eri eg Galdramaður festi meg festi meg Trøllabundin inn Ă hjartarĂłt Ă hjartarĂłt Eyga mĂtt festist har ið galdramaður stóð
English translation:
Spellbound am I, am I The wizard has enchanted me, enchanted me Spellbound deep in my soul, in my soul In my heart burns a smouldering fire, smouldering fire
Spellbound am I, am I The wizard has enchanted me, enchanted me Spellbound in my heartâs root, my heartâs root
Did anyone else just get the shivers? Cuz Iâm definitely getting the shivers.
Btdubs, the singer is Eivør Pålsdóttir.
Reblogging again for the haunting wizard lyrics
shoutout to the faroe island for being the only real viking island left
I know the islands are owned by Denmark but this reminds me so much of Iceland
Fun fact this woman is trying to single handedly preserve this kind of singing in her culture by performing and making people aware of it because itâs been fading with time and sheâs afraid if she doesnât spread it it will disappear and be lost to future generations
You can support her here!!
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Video of Tama
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The picture in the background of the second one
Tama is boss
THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM
Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away⌠An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the catâs funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]
For those who havenât read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. Sheâs now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.
Beautiful.
Now Iâm crying thanks
and a new cat was hired right?
yep! her name is Nitama (essentially âsecond tamaâ or âtama IIâ) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy
she works very hard
Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.
Iâm crying at 11pm over train cats
Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016). There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.
^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama
Yontama.
a legacy
okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because itâs a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back
âSun-tama-tamaâ (a pun off of âSantamaâ, lit. âthird Tamaâ) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tamaâs successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, âI will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.â [25]
As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tamaâs Twitter account.
Every time I see this post thereâs new info and it gets better
You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.
The shrine of Tama DaimyĹjin (Great gracious deity Tama), next to the Kishi station where she worked.
Nitama presenting her yearly offerings to Tama DaimyĹjin on the anniversary of Tamaâs Death, June 23 (The offerings are presented by the company president, as Nitama is a cat and thus canât hold the offerings herself) (Not pictured, but also present, Yontama)
I donât know who made the original, but credit to whoever did.

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wanda maximoff: watched her parents die from a bomb created by stark industries
tony stark: watched his parents get brutally murdered by a man standing 10 feet away from him
wanda maximoff: is pardoned for wanting revenge against tony stark for what he did
tony stark: is a villain for wanting revenge against bucky for what he did
tâchalla: watched his father die by a framed bucky barnes
tony stark: watched his mother die by bucky barnes
tâchalla: gets to spend the entire film genuinely trying to kill bucky for revenge
tony stark: is a villain for BLATANTLY holding back in a fight due to his reaction to watching the most disturbing and fucked up thing in his life
bucky barnes: mentally manipulated into doing tasks against his will
tony stark: mentally manipulated into doing self-destructive tasks
bucky barnes: is [rightfully] pardoned for years of being a deadly assassin
tony stark: is a villain for creating something to protect earth that eventually backfired
natasha romanova and wanda maximoff: both willingly worked for the bad guys
tony stark: was unaware that his partner and friend had been selling his weapons to the bad guys
natasha romanova and wanda maximoff: get pardoned for the blood on their hands when they join shield/the avengers
tony stark: is a villain for the weapons that obadiah sold to the bad guys despite immediately getting upset about it and confronting him about it
steve rogers: throws an entire trailer at peter without knowing if he has super strength
tony stark: says that they need to hold wanda accountable for her mistakes
steve rogers: gets praised for saying sheâs âjust a kidâ in defending her horrendous mistakes despite her age and the destruction she caused before
tony stark: is a villain for bringing peter to âweb them upâ and making peter leave the battle the moment he gets hurt
wanda maximoff: never has to own up to working for hydra, manipulating every member of the avengers, or triggering the hulk into destroying a civilian city under her control, joining alongside ultron until she does one good thing, essentially being the cause of all the death and destruction in aou, and eventually not being able to control her powers in lagos that she previously had total control over, which resulted in deaths upon deaths, and also gets to watch the hulk take all the burn and blame for the city she made him destroy
tony stark: literally is held accountable for every single action made by himself along with maximoff and every other avenger, tries his hardest to work alongside ross and 117 countries that all demand superhero registration through the accords as voted for in the UN, despite knowing how much a lot of his team would reject such idea
wanda maximoff: is just a 26 year old kid!
tony stark: is a villain for trying to find a middle ground between selfish team members who refused to be held accountable for being dangerous people and the 117 countries around the world that want them to be held accountable since theyâre all powerful & dangerous people (a lot of which have bad histories, see: wanda) who shouldnt be allowed to just freely use their powers when they clearly pose to be a potential threat to the public
everyone else: gets to do shit
tony stark: is a villain for doing similar shit while also being the only one who fucking cares
everyone else: GETS TO DO SHIT
tony stark: IS A VILLAIN FOR DOING SIMILAR SHIT WHILE ALSO BEING THE ONLY ONE. WHO FUCKING. CARES.
Agent Director Peggy Carter in the 21st century AU where sheâs living in Avengers tower and âOh look, Thorâs left his hammer on top of those files I need. Silly bugger.â
Thor and Steve walk into the room as she picks it up, retrieves her stack from the coffee table, nonchalantly places mjolnir back down. âWhat are you two gaping at!?â Thor shakes Steveâs hand and proceeds to parade her around the tower on his shoulders, loudly declaring her worthiness.
why is this not on my feed????
When they ask why sheâs unruffled, she responds with âI know my value.â
my hand slipped
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LOOK AT PEGGYS HAPPY WIDDLE FACE YAAYYY
I found this on tick tock itâs so true.
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#can you hear Bitty in the distance screaming in horror no @itsybittle I canât actually because Iâm currently screaming in horror how dare they waste good mini pies like that heâs not pretty enough to get away with such blasphemy
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DO NOT DO THIS.
This makes me so angry.
If you work in a movie theater and you do this I have no respect for you.
My younger brother is Type 1 Diabetic.
When we go to a movie theater, we always get him diet soda. If he were to get regular when we asked for diet, we would not give him the insulin he would need for it. If that happens, his blood sugar level could go so high he could go into a coma, go blind, or even die.
If somebody gave him regular soda instead of diet without telling us, that person could be responsible for a nine-year-old being killed or blinded.
Just thinking about that makes me so angry. I get scared every time we take him to a movie in case the people working there saw this picture and decide to do the same thing.
Please signal boost this so people know.
This also applies to baristas
Fun story about the baristas doing this kind of shit.Â
I am very sensitive to lactose, not Lactose intolerant but because of stomach ulcers that are still healing. A couple years ago I went to Starbucks right after my classes with some friends and asked for a green tea latte with soy milk. The barista, for some reason out of malice and/or hate for her life so she took it out on me, gave me whole milk in my latte.
5 minutes after my first sip of latte, my stomach cramped BAD. Not the âOh! time to poop!â kind of cramp but it felt like someone had stabbed me with a knife and twisted it. Now Iâve had this happen before so I knew the cause of it. I went up to the barista clutching my gut screaming at her that she put dairy in my latte rather than soy LIKE I REQUESTED. She denied it and called me a âpretentious white girl for wanting soyâand so my friends got the manager. I had to explain that I had stomach ulcers that were still healing and if I were to go to the hospital for this incident, they would be responsible for it.
Manager flipped his shit and the barista was terrified out of her mind. Pretty sure both thought i was gonna sue. Manager actually fired her on the spot because of the negligence. My friends managed to get me home in one piece while I stayed home for 3 days in absolute agony and missed my midterm.
So remember kiddies, if someone is asking for Diet or âSkinnyâ or âsoyâ or anything that is not regular, give them what they requested because it may not be them being healthy, but a dietary need that can possibly be life or death
also if they ARE trying to be healthy you should give it to them to!! Its not your decision to police or question others food choices!!!Â
also im lactose intolerant AND ive had stomach infections/ulcers so i feel this.Â
I have Celiac Disease, so Iâm very gluten intolerant. When I go out to eat at restaurants a lot of people just assume that I asked for my food gluten free because of the gluten free diet fad (which is usually a bullshit diet btw).Â
Last month I went out to dinner with a friend at an italian restaurant that had a small gluten free menu. I had been there once before and had their gluten free pasta and it was great! I think one of the managers had been there and was super helpful when taking my order to make sure that everything was gluten free for me. When I ordered the gluten free pasta again this time though, the waitress who took my order all but rolled her eyes at me. I didnât think much of it at the time, because the restaurant was so accommodating before, I just assumed it would be the same this time.
But sure enough, they brought out my pasta, I ate it, and about an hour later I had extreme stomach pains and was throwing up (in a movie theater no less).
Barfing and agonizing pain aside, eating gluten when you have celiac causes a lot of internal damage thatâs hard to notice. The biggest thing is that it damages your intestines, preventing your body from absorbing nutrients properly, which can take months to heal.
So PLEASE, if you work at a restaurant or anything with food and someone asks for something a certain way, please listen to them and donât just disregard someoneâs order. Itâs not funny and it can have serious consequences.
I will reblog this with every single story about someone getting sick because of an asshole giving them the opposite of what they ordered until it sinks in for everyone.
Recently on the news a 16 year old boy with a dairy allergy had gone to eat at IHOP with his family. The specifically asked if they could make dairy free pancakes and they said yes. Not too long after he had a reaction and was rushed to the hospital. This kid died because the was dairy in his pancakes that they asked for no dairy. His epi pen that his mother had wasnât enough to help him. I know working in fast food or any job thatâs serves food and beverage sucks but not as much as causing someone to get sick over negligence.
My youngest cousin â who is now five, he just started kindergarten â has Celiacâs disease. You would not BELEIVE the amount of times Iâve heard my aunt say sheâs ordered something gluten free, only to watch the waiter or waitressâs eyes go huge when she gives it to my cousin â my cousin with the medical id band on his tiny five year old wrist proclaiming I HAVE CELIACS and have to take it back. Shit like this could kill my cousin. Knock it the fuck off.
I cannot tolerate caffeineâit makes me have chest pain and a racing pulse, and also gives me horrible body pain, so I always ask for decaf if I order coffee when Iâm out, and doublecheck with the waiter/ress when they bring it. but instead of saying âis this decaf like I asked for?â I always say âoh, did I remember to order decaf?â I shouldnât have to act like Iâm the forgetful one (because I know damn well I asked for decaf) but it seems to work better than implying that they screwed up when I take the blame on myself like that. and if thereâs any hesitation when they answer, I tell them, âif thereâs any doubt, please get another one, or just give me waterâif this is regular, itâll mess up my heartâ and lots of times when I say that, they look alarmed and go change it or get another one.Â
but I shouldnât HAVE to share my personal medical history with strangers just to get my order right! no one should! how is it their business? it makes me really uncomfortable to have to do that. JUST GIVE PEOPLE WHAT THEY ORDER!
Iâve reblogged this maaaany times before but thereâs a few new stories on here so iâm doing it again.
cut this shit out
donât be that kind of asshole.
As a diabetic, this would make me so beyond angry. Skinny doesnât mean they donât have a life threatening illness. Skinny doesnât mean they can process sugar the way you do. People that do this are the worst kinds of people. DO NOT DO THIS!
Me and my family went to a restaurant a few years back and one of the dishes we ordered was made with wine vinegar, which I am allergic to, so we asked the waiter to skip it, and he said sure, no problem, thatâs fine. So my food gets to the table, and I start eating and then my throat closes and I canât breathe and then I start coughing and throwing up right there in the middle of the restaurant and it was very fortunate that I was with my family and they knew what was happening to me. I had to be rushed to the hospital, and admitted, and I came damn near close to having my throat cut open so I could breathe through a whole on my neck. Because they put wine vinegar in my food when I explicitly told them not to, because they were assholes, and I could have died. They probably didnât mean to hurt me but they did. I missed class, and work, and, again, I COULD HAVE DIED.
i have cyclic vomiting syndrome and canât tolerate dairy or red meat. violating my dietary restrictions triggers an acute episode, and i have to be hospitalized and given iv saline, ativan, and anti-emetics to stop the (extremely painful and incapacitating) vomiting. if somebody put regular milk instead of soy milk in my latte and i didnât notice the taste immediately, i could wind up in the er and then spend several days in bed recovering, eating nothing but saltines and dry toast and clear liquids until my body was able to tolerate food again, unable to work or go out or do anything besides rest. whenever i go to starbucks, i WATCH them make my drink. cvs episodes are horrible and i hate them, and i can prevent them if i do everything right, but that means my damn barista has to cooperate. if somebody decided i was a stuck up white girl and gave me whole milk instead of soy they could put me in the hospital and cost me days of income. give ppl the food they fuckin order. itâs not that hard.
Reblogging because itâs so important. Iâm âluckyâ I donât have any food allergies or intolerence, but it makes me mad when people take them not seriously, think you are picky or just following a âwhite girl diet fadâ.
90% of people donât take my cats and dog allergies seriously when I tell them Iâm allergic and wondering if a cat or a dog is present at X place. They think itâs just watery eyes. Nope. Well yeah, watery and itchy eyes, but I start wo wheeze and have trouble breathing. They donât give epi-pen for those (anyway you have to go to the hospital after) just inhaler. Itâs no miracle, specially if I didnât take other meds before.
When people tell you about their allergies or restriction, trust them!
Reblogging for all the stories here because this is sooo important!Â
I have a severe allergy to gluten and relate to MANY of the stories above. My daughter has a severe allergy to milk fat, and I have had to hold her hair many times while she vomits on the side of the road because we couldnât even make it home from the âaccidentalâ whole milk instead of skim.Â
Iâm super lactose intolerant so accidental milk is always fun. Severe diarrhea, stomach cramps, bloating, and gas like you wouldnât believe. Better than death you might say but, I have other medical conditions, so that diarrhea could lead to vomiting(itâs so bad the vomit comes out my mouth AND nose) and dehydration that in turn becomes low cortisol and adrenal crisis. A bitchy barista can land me in the hospital with an intramuscular shot and saline iv. Hun, it takes no time to listen and follow my order. It takes me at least 24 hours to get out of the hospital. Be nice.
Iâm allergic to pork. Legit allergic. I canât count how many times Iâve had to ask it off my food only to receive it with bacon or ham or something on it.
Please respect peoples food requests. It costs 0.00$ to not be a dick.
I actually have customers who say theyâll only eat at my restaurant when Iâm there, because they know I require all policy to be followed, as in âI will kick you the fuck off your shift if you skimp,â if someone says the words âI have an allergy.â I developed our allergy policies, for that matter, because what we had in place before was âI guess you shouldnât change your gloves ⌠. ?â On my shifts your gloves get changed, that line gets wiped down with a new cloth, paper under EVERY ITEM for the person with the allergy, bag their food separately to prevent contact. If thereâs a risk of cross-contamination with an allergen, like tomatoes in the guac because stuff spills when youâre moving as fast as we do, Iâll open a new bag of food. I learned the ingredients in every item we serve so I could advise people on hidden allergens (e.g., thereâs a small amount of wheat in our beef as a thickener; we fry with safflower oil). We have a grease pencil to mark special builds and I use it liberally on allergy orders. If all of this sounds like overkill, youâve never watched a child suffer from anaphylaxis. I donât play around.
Like, I bitch about my job a lot, but food allergies and special needs are not something I will ever bitch about. Even if youâre a complete asshole I wonât risk contaminating your food. (Although people with allergies seem to be way nicer than the general population, I gotta say.) Donât do it. If someoneâs a petty asshole to you, give them too much ice in their drink. Donât play with their health.
DO NOT FUCKING SCROLL PAST THIS P L E A S E
Reblogging this again because it is important. Doing the right thing has no cost but doing the wrong thing can cost a personâs life. Donât be a dick, give the person what they ordered
Reblogging always. I especially hate that things that are legitimate concerns for people, EVEN LIFE AND DEATH SERIOUS, are taken as some kind of âfadâ or âtrend.â The benefit of a something becoming a trend is that it becomes more readily accessible.
The downside is when you actually need it, people assume it just for the trend.
Please donât be this person. I beg you. Donât sink to that level. Please.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD P L E A S E DONâT BE THIS PERSON.
I used to have a milk and eggs allergy as a child (as a baby to about kindergarten age). Both resulted in my having breathing issues and fainting. My parents had to always be watching what the hell went near me so that I wouldnât have to go to the hospital because they werenât sure what would happen when I fainted.
I donât think you would want to be the one responsible for a toddler being sent to the ER, because a) youâd probably feel bad and b) the parents might sue.
Luckily Iâve grown out of it. But as a white bitch I donât want to know what couldâve happened if I hadnât grown out of them and had a negligent server at at restaurantâŚ
Donât question people when they order. Itâll save everybody the energy.
You know whatâs funny?
A lawsuit and being charged with attempted murder.
Donât fuck with peoples orders
Why go out of your way to interfere with someoneâs order like that? It honestly sounds like jealousy and bitterness. It doesnât matter if you think someone is skinny or theyâre just taking part in another diet fad and they wonât notice, YOUR ONLY JOB IS TO SERVE THEM WHAT THEY ORDERED!
IT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS WHAT THEY CONSUME! DONâT BE A NASTY CUNT BECAUSE YOU HAVE YOUR OWN ISSUES!
You have no idea what your customerâs health is like, so grow up and just serve what youâre asked to serve. You arenât paid to give diet advice to the customer, you are not paid to send them to the hospital.
Please reblog this, itâs important
Honestly if you pull this kinda shit and the person you almost killed sues your fucking ass, I will have no sympathy.
These kinds of people deserve to have their shit ruined to set a goddamn example.
@sailornightfury
It wasnât an IHOP, it was a non-chain restauraunt.
https://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2015/03/10/milk-allergy-death-of-16-year-old-leads-to-lawsuit/
https://q13fox.com/2015/03/12/teen-dies-after-eating-pancakes-at-minnesota-restaurant-family-files-lawsuit/
The family sued, thatâs the last I heard about the story, and I hope someone, somewhere, feels very, very bad about this.
@siryouarebeingmocked
We do not need your kinda crap rn-
Giving someone an update on something they bought up? HowâŚhorrible?
Uuuugghgghh, when my brother was little, he had horrible reactions to wheat and dairy. Stomach cramps, puking, headaches, just sitting terribly still and crying for hours from the littlest bit of the stuff. I HATE the gluten-free diet trend because suddenly all the menus everywhere had âgluten-freeâ options because it was TRENDY. Which seemed great, because âhey, look! You can eat hamburgers here. You donât have to order the same potato meal at every restaurant we go to!â ExceptâŚ. âGluten-freeâ as a trendy diet can skate by with a little cross-contamination. A couple mixed crumbs? A .5% mix in the filler of a sauce? Caramel coloring? Totally negligable. âŚUnless you have a gluten sensitivity, in which case that could set your intestines the fuck off. âGluten freeâ, my ass. You ever promise up and down to a tired-eyed six year old that you made POSITIVE his dinner was safe to eat, just to watch him tear up and start vomiting in his seat a few minutes later? Nothing feels worse than seeing a damn kid learn to be so suspicious of FOOD.
I work at Subway and I ALWAYS change my gloves if I am touching a Veggie sub, glunten free, and what not. I always go out of my way to make sure everyone has what they need, because I have been on the other side. You are putting your life in peopleâs hands and it surprises me how many fast food workers have the âoh wellâ mentality.
Just be nice in asking for what youâd like and it should not be a problem. Donât be a dick about things though
Donât be a ârespect is earned not givenâ kind of person
Be a ârespect is given unless proven undeservedâ kind of person
This is important.

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The Complete Beginnerâs Guide to Supernatural:
1. Â This is Dean. Â
He hunts monsters.
Heâs completely straight.Â
And always extremely manly.
And also very dominant.Â
2. Â This is Sam.
Heâs Deanâs brother/monster hunting partner. Â Theyâre both very mature together.
Heâs completely normal. Â Never soulless or possessed or anything.
No emotional scarring or psychological trauma going on here. Â Nope.
3. Â This is Castiel. Â
Heâs an angel of the lord.Â
As such, heâs obviously very intimidating. Â
Very mighty. Â
All fear this terrifying, fell creature.Â
4. Â There is absolutely no homoerotic sexual tension in Supernatural.Â
5. Â Its villains are mostly demons and other unholy creatures, so of course, no one likes them.
Except for this guy. Â Everyone LOVES him. Â
6. Â Its fans are very calm, sane, rational people who are completely accepting of opinions that differ from their own.Â
7. Â And of course, you will absolutely be able to maintain your sanity after watching it!
You will NOT be plunged into an existential depression over the well-being of fictional characters.Â
And when youâve run out of episodes to watch, youâll totally be able to return to reality, no questions asked! Â
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