welcome to the danger zone

no mom i’m not high my eyes are red because i’m evil

“you’ll feel better after a good night’s rest” do i look like someone who has had one of those in the last two decades

look. Look into my eyes

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

sand tiger sharks

on it, boss lady

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

masculine energy this feminine energy that. well i’m out of energy

need me some of this "renewable energy" I keep hearing about

this reception shift was exactly what I needed its been so chill. knocking on wood as i post this but i’m having a decent time

ok reception part of my shift over that was actually incredibly boring. spent most of my day behind the desk playing on my phone and spinning around in the chair