THE LAST DAY GUYS

do you ever get attached to like one line or phrase from a song and it holds so much meaning to you but no one else understands how powerful those few words are to you

Also I have fruit flies and other than deep cleaning my kitchen (done) and setting out dishes of apple cider vinegar cut with dish soap (done) anybody got any ideas

Fruit flies have been eradicated thanks team

none of your videogame faves are heterosexual or cisgender. theyre actually having gay sex whenever your straight player character leaves the area .its coded into the game you just cant see it. in all games

None of them have sex. They are not programmed to have a sexual orientation. Videogame characters are not having gay sex while you’re not playing because they are not real. They exist purely for your entertainment therefore their only ‘existence’ is being a physical representation of you completing tasks in a game.

idk man they could be having sex

No, that’s not how that works.

there’s always the chance! they could be banging

No, technology doesn’t work like that. Even if it’s AI, it still wouldn’t exist because robots have no reason to have sex.

yeah they do. what if they just wanna

(im idly watching over this conversation from above, theres an entire bear pelt draped around my shoulders and im eating a turkey leg and drinking wine out of a skull)

Thanks to whoevet made this post!!! My allergies kicking my ass right now. I got scared for a min

I lost my shit over a pen today like holy shit

You don't understand. It was a 7 function pen!

Someone stole my fucking 7 function pen.

@fanotastic what are the functions?

okay i will bite what is the seventh

7. The backbone of society

remember when fyre fest happened like a year or so ago and there was this article where the attendees complained about how shitty it was but there was this one middle class dude who won a ticket through like a lottery or something and had the time of his life because rich people suffering is great. i hope y’all remember it is today’s mood

Are…are these the real lines…???