Oh, no, not a chance in Hell

wait you understand that kinks are ok because they're fantasies that make you happy right? you all get that you don't need to have trauma for your kinks to be okay? right? like none of you think i witnessed a tragic accident on the pool toy assembly line right?

like "some people work through their personal issues with kink" was a good first step for some of the class that were struggling but i think now we're ready for "things that don't hurt anyone and make people happy are okay even if you personally think it's icky"

I've never actually jacked off before I just said all that stuff for internet clout

jacking off to pictures of dr. pepper

ok well i'm gonna go jerk off now *starts getting lowered by chain pulley into an ominous glowing red pit*

getting cum stains on the floor of the cellar cause I only jerk it in the depths of the cellar

if everyone jacked off and came at the same time what would happen to the planet

me when my mutuals post hole

Hooked up with a British guy once and he said "awh that's propah" while I ate his ass

God please not this fucking post