fallout 76: this planet is haunted by us
fallout 76: are you a settler or a raider?
fallout 76: in which the role of "war" is filled by one very large and important fruit bat being killed over and over forever (for gold bullion redemption coupons, awarded to Vault Dwellers by God)
fallout 76: honor and duty are literally opposites you buffoon. you frickin moron. moreover now you are in my contraption
fallout 76: if an automation protester were to be killed by a robot, and you saw his legs explode and everything, and his testicles exploded too, and he got blown up in the street between his home and the factory where he works, if you were to witness such a spectacular tragedy in your hometown, would it not give you pause
fallout 76: like an art gallery inside of an evil dumpster* but some of the art is very compelling but it is inside of this evil dumpster
*(intrinsically irredeemable morgue for trash which is routinely emptied but never cleaned)
fallout 76: everyone looked around the room and silently agreed it was as good a month as any to suddenly begin keeping a journal, or digital transcript of one's attitude towards geopolitics, interspersed in either case with haunting, quaint details about their domestic lives (each of which, theoretically, could come to a cruel and unthinkable final page at any time)
fallout 76: perhaps fallout was never good
fallout 76: hack, whack, smack your meat?
fallout 76: maybe your just broken
