This Is Fuckin’ Dumb.

Oh my god it’s my birthday what the fuck.

EEEE HAPPY BBIRTHDAY DIRKKKKK!

Thanks Peixes, I appreciate it.

im goonna coome give yoou a bbirthday squeeze heads up ^-^

Oh cool. Give me like 2 minutes to put pants on.

ooh ook let me knoow when yoou’re ready ovo

I just woke up, so literally like 2 minutes.

Oh my god it’s my birthday what the fuck.

EEEE HAPPY BBIRTHDAY DIRKKKKK!

Thanks Peixes, I appreciate it.

im goonna coome give yoou a bbirthday squeeze heads up ^-^

Oh cool. Give me like 2 minutes to put pants on.

Oh my god it’s my birthday what the fuck.

EEEE HAPPY BBIRTHDAY DIRKKKKK!

Thanks Peixes, I appreciate it.

wh0 d0 I ask ab0ut human peri0ds?

I’m at the end of mine, so I can probably answer your questions.

Heating pad and/or cat, midol, and plenty of water are going to be your best friends.

Explain cat

Mine acts like a living heating pad and lays across my stomach or lower back and purrs at me when I’m cramping.

Awwww

He’s very cute.

Heating pad and/or cat, midol, and plenty of water are going to be your best friends.

Explain cat

Mine acts like a living heating pad and lays across my stomach or lower back and purrs at me when I’m cramping.

Heating pad and/or cat, midol, and plenty of water are going to be your best friends.

Ugh. Caught a cold and it is totally kicking my ass. I think I’m just going to try and sleep today.

I didn’t sleep. I got started on a project and suddenly eight hours went by and I have schematics almost finished.

I’m worse today, and being forced to rest by an orange cat.