Nights

the concept of Percy being born asexually is so funny to me. yeah one of the biggest whores in the pantheon birthed the saviour of the world without any sexual relations just because he really liked that one human girl

percy as camp half bloods union representative was so real actually like he goes to the underworld, the literal place you go where you die and he's immediately talking to charon like. have you thought about organizing against the wealthy man controlling you 🤔 are your wages increasing to match inflation? and then he actually brings it up to hades. shrek they don't even have dental moment truly

#charon needs a raise #blackjack needs sugar cubes #the halfbloods need claiming #calypso needs freeing #bessie needs to keep living

the way the Annabeth-Rachel conflict in botl was rebranded as Annabeth and Rachel fighting over Percy when it's really just Annabeth bullying Rachel who was pretty much just trying to ignore her....

i wish the pjo crew had instagram bc percy and rachel are such openly affectionate ppl can you IMAGINE the content from rachel’s instagram during the Perachel Summer™️ and the senseless rage it would give annabeth??? genuinely losing my mind thinking abt rachel posting a pic of percy with a caption like “THATS MY BEST FRIEND I LOVEEEE YOU PERCY!!!!!!!!!!!” and percy in the comments just like “RACHEL 🥺🥺🥺 ty for the best day” or screenshots of their text arguments w percy captioning it “i hate her guts 🥰” while rachel spams the comments section w why she won the argument and annabeth reports the posts for emotionally damaging content and blocks them both on instagram for a week

the golden trio this, the lost trio that, the actual superior trio is actually Percy/Rachel/Apollo