Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

i love reblogging things i've already reblogged like. y'all are going to see this again

u can either reach me on tumblr dot com or hand written letter

I wash the cats’ water bowl every other day and every time I do it they swipe at me and pace around me like they are soooo thirsty and I have just stolen their precious water from them that they’ve been spitting food into and then when I put the clean and full water bowl back down they just sniff it and then don’t drink any. Okay so you weren’t thirsty and you just didn’t trust me is that it

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

im allowed to do what i want because im sweet and precious

GAHHHAAAHAAAHAHAHAHAAHHHHAAAA WHY IS ART SO HARD I JUST WANNA MAKE CUTE STUFF FOR MYSELF AND MY FRIENDSSSSSS (except nålebinding that's surprisingly quick for some reason)

I’m at the point in Spanish where I wanna read grown up books but grown up books are too complicated for my tiny brain

Once a friend of mine asked me what my goals are in Spanish and I told her that I don’t necessarily need to be able to hold a conversation but someday I’d like to be able to read Don Quixote without a dictionary and I know that’s a lofty goal for something I mostly do casually but I wanna get there, dammit. I wanna run at windmills in Spanish.

My guy not even spanish native speakers are able to read Don Quixote without a dictionary, what are you saying

In English I can understand obscure and difficult to understand texts and I wanna be able to do that in Spanish too is my point

I’m at the point in Spanish where I wanna read grown up books but grown up books are too complicated for my tiny brain

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

so i hauve covid rn and i must say, American cold medicine is the absolute bees knees. You go to a UK pharmacy and they tenderly press like eight (8) paracetamol into the palm of your hand... God FORBID you're sick in France, i had to scour every pharmacy in Paris for something that wasn't HOMEOPATHIC PASTILLES. meanwhile last night i took the last of my stash of Nyquil that expired in 2019 and it was like getting hit by a fucking baseball bat (affectionate). press X to timeskip. LOVE me a cheeky little medically induced coma. you can really feel that it's a precursor to meth. i know that everything is fucking awful over there my friedns and my heart goes out to every one of you but if you need one small bright light of national pride in this time of strife please know that i envy you your cold medicine every day

i once took an american antihistamine pill just a basic one for seasonal allergies and i had to immediately lay down and while doing so i vividly hallucinated that i was a steerage passenger on the titanic resigned to my death as my cabin filled up rapidly with water. then i blacked out and when i woke up again my allergies were gone for the entire season.

The Hat Man is our greatest export

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours