Pissed about everything else too

I love this

Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted

Wait what.

Sometimes old ladies had to kick the ladder out from under their stepfathers when they were girls and that’s valid

My grandma murdered her first husband the first time he beat their daughter.

why dippin dots always at obscure places. never just at the store. just wondering

i’m going to the zoo for some dippin dots y'all want any

remember that members of congress have the blood of innocent people on their hands

Anyone else tired of the 3 guy 1 girl character setup in literally every movie ever?

That disgusts me.

There have also been studies in which it was found that men think women talk much more than they actually do - if they have to share equal air time with a woman they think they’re not getting a word in edgewise.

Imagine being so used to privilege and prioritization to think that the equal treatment of others is an unfairness to you.

girls after saying something smart: So yeah

Girls after expressing a personal opinion: if you think that's okay haha maybe

Girls saying something they know to be absolutely correct and spent years studying: if I remember correctly

2020 should be the year you stop “saving” things. That fancy soap you got as a gift, those cute stickers you’ve been holding onto, that show you’ve been meaning to watch. Enjoy them now, stop waiting for the “right” time.

you are not wholesome. An old rural Pakistani man with a full white beard who makes treats and sweets for his village is wholesome. you are a young american man with a patchy beard and a pornography addiction

ASCII art 10,000

“It’s something to do” sIR—

Hello welcome my ADHD themed gameshow, "So you were holding it literally moments ago but now it's gone" the where YOU look for whatever you were just holding while going increasingly mad

expected Boomer joke, pleasantly surprised

Well now…