gosh dang

I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement

Me in the middle of being tortured : I hate this song can you skip it please

Obsessed with whichever one of y’all tagged this ‘me at the dentist’

tom nook is NOT a landlord!!! he is a construction worker! he SELLS you a WHOLE HOUSE! He is not CHARGING YOU however many bells a month to live there! You PURCHASE a HOME that he BUILDS FOR YOU and then you PAY HIM FOR HIS SERVICE. He charges no interest he sets no time limit it is a relationship built on trust. the only penalty you get for not paying off your home is that he won't build more home until you pay him for the first one. A guy that builds you a house wherever you want him to and then charges you for the cost of construction is not a landlord you own the fucking home

*sends out email I've been putting off* ah finally :). ah that's a weight off my shoulders :). ah I can relax an-- *receives response to email* what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuckkkk

"sorry for party rocking" I don't think you are. I think you're sorry you got caught

Between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is the somewhat sandwich.

very endearing text from my brother today asking me for a list of everything i have ever been interested in so he can find an appropriate christmas gift for me

guy who's profiting from it: look, i don't like it either

Ok so what is jaywalking then

Oh I did not know that's what it was called! How fascinating!

Yeah it's technically a crime in the US but as far as I know it's basically never enforced

Nah they enforce it. I know someone who got a $30-ish fine for jaywalking.

and of course your experience of whether it is enforced or not depends on your race and class

change does not come from a place of comfort

I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time, so I don’t know what you are talking about

gets stuck in a washing machine but no one wants to fuck me even a little bit so i just starve to death in there