Dilly Dilly

sometimes……….not letting a franchise die at its natural conclusion………………..is worse

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its dj erectile disfunction on the beat

making sure yall go hard even though i cant

Tik tok was supposed to be vine 2 why did it instead become like the app equivalent of a haunted circus

can netflix make an interactive episode of friends where i have to option to kill ross geller

tearing bread apart and handing it to someone else is so… spiritual and intimate

lets give this bread

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i wonder how i’m gonna die. will i be shot because they’re jealous of my massive penis? car crash because i’m distracted by my massive penis? die of old age, i have a massive penis

spoonfeed me my kid cuisine meal or i will say the f word

If this post gets 100 notes I’ll recreate the entire song through memes

OK so I’ll do my best to get this done soonish–it may be a week or two, but I’m doing it

op did not put in this much work for 160 notes