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I can’t believe I have to censor this HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

additional doodle

of course my pinoys anons (pinons? anoypis?) i can't deny you anything. but first i'm outing my collaborators on this particular pinoytrix bit. everybody give it up for @kchzndrvh and @kayr0ss

zoey is maria zoey jennelyn d. (for dela cruz) mendoza

mira is ma. mira leonora teresa zobel de ayala (yes. bc of That movie. yes, Those ayalas)

and finally.

rumi is rumilyn marie cecilia lopez y cojuangco

iirc it started out as just having the girls experience filipino food and culture (partially spawned by the thirdara park post), detoured into "okay well what if they were filipino" and eventually devolved into "how teleserye can we make this crack au." the names happened somewhere between points two and three bc of jokes abt mira getting a shopping mall built (hence: ayala family mira) and rumi being a palay heiress on celine's side and media royalty on miyeong's. (celine is responsible for her cojuangco. don't talk to me abt laws.) an attempt was made to ground the au and have the huntrix girls actually be from korean-populous areas in the ph but the comedic punch of rumi and mira having Dynasty names was too good it blasted away any last remaining hopes of realism. anyway the duality of rumi being of the haciendas and mira of the supermalls is Intentional and poor up iskolar zoey whose number one goal was to graduate without getting redtagged now constantly has to fight off the urge to reach for a placard and a megaphone every time those two do something insane like fly in inasal from bacolod for lunch bc somebody was craving or phone kultura for filipiniana fittings out of the mistaken assumption that bc it retails in regular malls it's basically an everyman brand.