Still-Not-Over-Transformers❤️

Reader inserts: Gender-neutral/female-reader (personal preference)

NSFW Alphabets (Love these)

One-Shots: Character x Reader & Character x OC (human or Cybertronian for Reader)

One-off Fanfics &/or Series

Occasional Headcanons

SFW, Fluff, Angst, potential multi-parts, NSFW (For certain characters as some I just don't feel comfortable writing for), Kinks (ask if unsure it'll be accepted), Poly-am/threesomes are good as long as they follow the guidelines below

What I DON'T Write:

The usual offenders: Non-con/rape (coercion is questionable on circumstances), no minors/underage characters, gore, abuse (mental or physical), self-harm/su*cide... Just don't be creepy ppl, okay?

Guidelines for Requesting:

Must be 18+ to submit any requests

Try to avoid characters with little-to-no screen-time (otherwise my brain can't write)

Please keep story elements fairly simple (for ease of writing/creative-freedom). Exceptions will apply if I really really want to embellish an idea (you can always message me)

Please specify details as: gender identity & race (human or Cybertronian)

Characters I will NOT do NSFW/Smut for:

TFA Bumblebee (Seems too young)

TFA Bulkhead (Again, too young/innocent)

TFA Sentinel (I know, but I'm sorry he's a tad douchy to me. No hate.)

TFE (ANY of the Terrans - They are children for Primus' sake)

No Canon Human Characters at all (For reasons)

Lastly:

I am new to taking requests such as this, so I will only have 5 to 10 openings at a time. Upon accepting my first request, I will post updates on the filled/unfilled slots as I do have a day-job 🙄and will do my best to crank them out.

This mech is considerate as fuck when it comes to… well cum. Unless you ask otherwise, he will only cum inside of you. But if you say otherwise, he is more than happy to oblige, as he will clean it up regardless after you are both satiated. 

D = Dirty secret (duh)

Sometimes he fantasizes of you dominating him. The thought of being tied up and completely at your mercy makes heat rush to his spike, albeit he is far too awkward to declare these thoughts to you. 

E = Experience (Do they know what they’re doing?)

He is pretty much a boy scout. While he may not have much experience in the bedroom, he was a librarian and knows quite a bit about how the birds and the bees get on. He is also a big pleaser, and he will do his research to ensure you are not left wanting. 

F = Favorite position (need I explain?)

Missionary or Cowgirl. He needs to be able to look into your eyes during sex, and he needs to know he is pleasing you. 

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He takes intercourse as a very important and intimate affair. That being said, there are some moments where he may crack an awkward joke or two.

H = Hair (how well groomed do they like their partner?)

Honestly, he doesn’t care. If he loves you, he loves every single atom and molecule you’re made of. 

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Romance is huge for him. If he wants to engage in sex, he will shower you in romantic gestures: rose petals on the bed, candles, music, etc. This man will jump through all the hoops. He wants you to know how much he loves you before he beds you. 

J = Jack off (masturbation)

Only once in a blue moon. This mech is very patient and honestly feeds off of your own sexual energy. It’s very rare for him to indulge in jacking off as he feels it is too shallow, as he only feels true satisfaction when he’s with you. 

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Submission. He enjoys whenever you decide to take control and boss him around in the bedroom. Sometimes bondage can turn him on, as long as he gets to watch you. 

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

In either of your private chambers. He refuses to even attempt public or risky sex. 

M = Motivation (what turns them on)

After an exciting ordeal or battle, he becomes more hot-blooded and yearns to be closer to you in all ways. Additionally, a romantic setting (sunset, dinner, etc) also gets him in the mood. 

N = No (turn offs)

He could never engage in any act that would cause physical or mental harm to you. So BDSM (for you) is a big nope. Also degradation is a big NOPE. 

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving)

He’s a big pleaser, and he loves to watch you writhe in pleasure as he goes down on you. 

P = Pace (thrusting pace)

He’s very controlled in his pacing, preferring to start gentle and slow before thrusting deeply as you both climax. 

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies)

Quickies feel like cheating to him. He prefers to intimately and fully pleasure you as you deserve. 

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

If you suggest something, he will of course hear you out. If your request isn’t too extreme, he is open to trying new things. 

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for?)

He has decent stamina. He can go for a couple rounds, and slightly longer if you ask him to. He will do his best to ensure you are satisfied. 

T = Toys (do they own toys?)

Again, he himself is pretty simple. But he will experiment with toys if that be your wish. 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Sometimes he will tease you by requesting praise before allowing you release. Normally though, he wants nothing more than to please you, so teasing is rather rare. 

V = Volume (how loud they are during sex)

If he is in private chambers, he isn’t afraid of expressing his adoration of you in the heat of the moment. Breathy moans and grunts are commonplace, as is him moaning your praises as he climaxes. 

W = Wild card 

He sometimes thinks about fucking you at the G.H.O.S.T base, although his nerves would never allow him to. 

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Despite his boy scout demeanor, he’s packing a decently-sized array beneath his panels. A fairly long silver spike of good thickness, with blue biolights adorning its shaft. 

Y = Yearning (sex drive)

Modest. Honestly this mech needs to be in the mood to want sex. 

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

As you stepped into the employee parking lot, a familiar semi-truck was waiting for you in the guest-parking section. You stepped onto the bar side step and climbed your way inside of the cab, quietly sitting in the passenger-side seat. After a few seconds of silence, Optimus spoke up “How was work today?” You paused a moment before responding hesitantly, “It… could’ve been a better shift.” Optimus was concerned by your response, but he could tell (Y/N) probably didn’t want to share details quite yet, so he wouldn’t press the issue for now. “I see. Would you like to listen to music on the drive home? You can choose whatever station you prefer,” his tone was gentle as he concealed his growing worry. You leaned towards the center console and tuned the radio to your favorite station, hoping the music would ease some of your stress, “Thanks, Optimus.” 

The rest of the drive was marked by silence as neither (Y/N) nor Optimus said a word. Eventually, Optimus would pull into a small and secluded base before coming to a stop. The passenger-side door opened, and as you began to climb down from the cab Optimus couldn’t help but speak. “(Y/N), if there’s anything ever on your mind, know I am always ready to lend an audio receptor,” he spoke softly, as if afraid he might scare you off. You paused for a moment before smiling quaintly, “Again, thank you Optimus but I’m okay, I promise you.” You stepped off of the cab and headed inside the base. Shortly afterwards, Optimus transformed out of his alt mode and slowly followed after you, being unable to shake the feeling you were ‘not’ actually okay. 

You made your way inside the base, you typed a code into the private quarters you shared with Optimus and Megatron. The doors opened for you, and you immediately went towards a large couch and collapsed on the thick cushions. As you attempt to calm your mind, a large servo gently presses on your shoulder. As you glance up you see none other than Megatron looking down upon you with a coy smile, “If it isn’t my stunning rose, beautiful as her thorns are sharp. How was your day?” Despite the pressure and stress you felt, Megatron’s cute pet names for you never ceased to make you blush. “Today was— it… honestly was terrible” you frowned, unable to fake how you truly felt. 

Hearing this, Megatron’s smile slowly faded and he knelt down before you, his gaze locked onto yours. “Did someone harm you? If so, they will surely pay for offending my rose…” His ruby optics narrowed and burned with anger. Not wanting any more stress, you quickly grasped his servo, “No, no— Please just… Don’t.” Megatron paused at your words and relaxed his frame, albeit confused. At this moment, Optimus made his way into your shared chambers, carrying a human-sized mug of tea in his servos on a tiny, human-sized tray and drawing Megatron’s attention. “I didn’t mean to bother you, (Y/N), but I could tell on our drive here that you were distressed, so I thought some tea might help,” he spoke softly as he handed the mug to (Y/N). 

You smiled up at Optimus as you took the mug of tea, wondering as to how he managed to prepare a human-sized portion of tea in a human-sized mug, “You’re too sweet… Both of you.” As you glanced at both Megatron and Optimus, they sat on either side of you on the massive Cybertronian-sized couch that had been custom-made. Megatron fluffed up a human-sized pillow you had purchased and laid it against your back before softly wrapping a servo around your right shoulder, “We are here to listen to you, (Y/N). And decimate your manager if you permit us to.” Optimus briefly shot dagger at Megatron, clearly disagreeing with any form of unnecessary violence as usual. “I’m certain Megatron means to state that both of us are here to support you and comfort you in whatever way you require. And that you should know you are the most valuable, talented, capable, and beautiful being in the entire universe.” Optimus wrapped his servo around your left shoulder and leaned closer to you, his signature soft smile across his faceplate as he gazed down at you. 

Despite the pressure and stress of the day, you could find some respite and comfort in the arms of lovers. And certainly, they would be more than willing to assist you in relieving your workplace endeavors….