Some nights I call it a draw.

We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.

This is disgusting bigotry against Christians at its finest.

I love the part where this post never mentioned Christians but you saw the word homophobe and jumped to your own defense anyways.

A classic post

do you ever look at Successful™ people your age and feel like you’re just floating your way thru life like a very bewildered and directionless bumblebee

#character development

i hate when old people say tattoos are a waste of money like debra you have an entire cabinet dedicated to expensive plates nobody is allowed to use

Man, don’t you just love it when your platonic dude bro™ bursts through a door with dramatic background music and pulls down a helicopter with his bare arms to keep you with him? Platonically?

For guys who loved Die Hard so much, Ross Chandler and Joey were pretty oblivious to how much Ross’s girlfriend’s dad looked like Bruce Willis

I used to think my life would end up like Full House but its turning out to be a lot more like It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

OMFG

That should not have been as funny as it was!

OH MY WORD

GRAB THE TARP GRAB IT

This is probably one of my favourite things. 

I wish movies and shows had a separate volume level for vocals, special effects, and music, like video games.

#u know when ur very tired and you just start saying things that make no sense and you’re just so tired and you start laughing at everything #and nothing you say makes sense anymore #thats them

@thesetherealities

Thinking your phone vibrated in your pocket when it didn’t is the modern day version of hearing voices in your head