teen wolf

stiles sing-songing the word “awesome!” in a hilariously high-pitched voice as he bashes in kate's skull with a claw hammer

derek cryptid hale instinctively knowing shit like when the sun will rise/set and when it's going to rain and when your milk is about to turn sour and whether or not your chicken tenders are cooked through just by smelling them and telling you exactly what your pain tastes like and what colour your bruise will turn next and all of this has stiles thinking oh my god this dude is a freak i have never been more turned on in my life

Teen Wolf is so fun because at one point the comedic relief character stops being comedic relief and starts having a kill count

i'm just saying i watched jeff davis force dylan o'brien and tyler hoechlin to spoon on a sailboat so they could beg for teen choice award votes so you'll have to excuse me if my bar for queerbait is a little high

Stiles is such a pretty crier I know all the boys get awkward shame boners when they see his puffy eyes and red lips hehe

There’s just something about Stiles being so unflinchingly violent if it’s to protect Derek, of him having vivid fantasies about bashing his bat against Kate’s pretty blonde hair until her brain splatters across the room, about cutting Jennifer’s tongue and arms off so she can’t spell or touch Derek ever again, about lighting Gerard on fire and ripping Kali’s head off her shoulders...

to bite. Fondly.

love is stored in the throat offered willingly AND in the teeth sinking in. Or something

please be patient with me im from the 1900s

youve taken the time to learn my attack patterns? what are you, gay?