just memes and dogs tbh

every SINGLE time it's worse than i remember

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly

A catagory 6 cunt quake in computer city has left my haters dead & shit

i need beautiful women to comfort me i did very badly on splatoon today

Good fucking luck even getting a girl to look at you after today

do you see this shit my liege

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3am

a car goes full speed off a cliff and explodes at the bottom and when the smoke clears it's actually just perfectly parallel parked

i like animals that look like they have information

being an adult = saying things like "i have dnd tonight so i HAVE to take a nap this afternoon or i WILL be cranky"

men will make a reddit post saying their gf is weird and then describe the coolest woman imaginable