Let's D&Do This

those meows: “wait for me, wait for me!”

ok its sad that he died but this is the FUNNIEST headstone ive ever seen

lmao homeboy STRUGGLED

Idk who he is but I love him

Rhinoceroses are armoured unicorns…

Happy birthday, mr. Rogers!

u know what makes me lowkey sad? when someone says ‘i know it seems silly’ before talking about something they clearly care very deeply about bc u know that means someone gave them shit for caring that much about that thing before which is Fucked Up.

or when they’re like “i know i talk too much, just tell me to shut up when u get tired” n they say it as a joke but u can see that they’re uncomfortable, n i get so sad n i wanna fight whoever made them feel like they’re not worth of being heard.

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

that’s what god says when he sees me crying in a taco cabana bathroom

Wait it’s a fucking WAR CRIME?!?! I mean that might not be 100% accurate but now I gotta know

Power-move: accuse your teacher of a war crime using knowledge they supplied you with