Can we please stop making scary shark movies? Sharks are pure sweet babies that don’t deserve this slander. They just have bad eyesight. Don’t be mean to them.

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

Literally just... imagine waking up in a world where Tr*mp is no longer president.. that sounds so incredibly sexy to me

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God i wish all real life billionaires were more like tony stark 😩

dead

its been 15 days since i made this post and in them both jeffrey epstein & david koch died maybe this site really is cursed after all

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to love—platonically, romantically, unconditionally—is to live. remember this when you want to close your heart to others.