The Man. The Moth. The Legend.

Mesopotamian girl sending clay tablets to her best friend who lives five city states to the west: what if..... Enkidu begot Gilgamesh with child?🤭

sometimes things that are expensive are worse but sometimes things that are expensive are astronomically better and that’s where the real problem lies

Really beating the "you've built a concentration camp" accusations about gaza threatening to send inconvenient political dissidents there as a form of punishment aren't'cha?

(driving home from work) i must not kill myself. killing myself is the myself killer. i will— (sees a guy jogging shirtless and he’s all sweaty) Woaw i wish I lived in his armpit (crashes car into telephone pole)

Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you

op how does it feel to have been the funniest person alive at age eleven

when vines cover up a brick wall dont remove them. bro.... That's her pubes....

h-haiku bot....

apparently “”limiting my emotional range” and “crushing my libido” are symptoms of the wrong medication, and not, in fact, the sorcerers curse

Honorary Scientology post

send this to your crush with no context

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

Reblog if sword slash to the chest. Also you're on fire.