every evening i run to move the deodorant can on my desk from its spot when the sun gets near it because i have visions of it exploding from the heat of the sun and also igniting the nearby bottle of nail polish remover causing a giant fire in my room that kills me like im a final destination character
other ways i think i would probably die in a final destination movie: - dough hook on stand mixer flies off while kneading and stabs me in the head - accidentally inhaling bong water and somehow drowning - bus crash on the way to dublin airport sends me flying over o'connell street and i am impaled on the spire - i fall into the sea and can't swim back up due to large heavy statement earrings - electrocuted by my nintendo ds while playing pokemon during a thunderstorm
no, that last one is how you end up transported into a pokemon game and can't escape until you defeat the champion trainer who is played by the same actor who plays your dad
