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today the girl ringing me up at the gas station said “ok, have a nice day. i love you” and i said “what” and she repeated “i love you” with better diction

„Ich verstehe jedes Wort das du sagst, Wichser.“

“entiendo cada palabra que dices, hijo de puta”

“capisco ogni parola che dici, figlio di puttana”

“Aku fahamlah perkataan yang kau cakap tu, pukimak!”

“jeg forstår hvert ord du sier, din drittsekk”

“Ik versta elk woord dat je zegt, klootzak.”

“Je comprends tout ce que tu dis, connard”

Jag förstår varenda ord du säger, din snuskhummer.

browsing tinder is such a brutal confrontation with the harsh reality we live in. you’re just swiping through, awful guy, awful guy, awful guy, and you’re thinking like how is this real, how are there so many awful men in this world. surely there can’t be more. but there are always more. 

Cats are just little dudes

when i figure out how to die without hurting my mom’s feelings it’s over for me, bitches