jim morrison stan

everyone talks about how strong and great Aragorn was for refusing the ring when Frodo offered it to him as if this man has not spent his entire life dodging leadership and responsibilities like bullets in the matrix 🙄

i've always wanted to die with my jaw locked around someone so tight they have to break it to free themselves

several of my teeth snapped off & embedded in your leg also. if that sweetens the deal for anyone.

it can be a sex thing but it doesn't have to be

night blogging is back

puppy's gonna need a smoke and a drink and a solid brick to the head ok?

love books. because it’s like what if something happened

Never ever ever eat raw white onion and then smoke cigarette.

The gnomes beat the shit out of you again?

The gnomes beat the shit out of me again.

“how’s the veganism work with your whole thing with vampires” i’m not the one eating blood. Hope this helps

i cannot fathom tearing into skin. having MY skin torn into, however,

“If I had a dick I would stack donuts on it” well donut holes exist and you have a pussy so………?Get to filling

gonna try this brb

yeast infection

Sorry

often the choice comes down to eat a meal and shower or kill yourself

sir gawain was but a beardless youth when he beheaded the green knight…. verily he shouldve been at the clubbe….

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor