amalgam of whimsy

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

I'm not a good person (remembers morality isn't binary and neither am I) I'm barely a person at all (remembers I shouldn't be self negative) but someday I'll be perfect (remembers that I'm human and I make mistakes) and I'll make up for it all

boss makes a dollar i make a dime that's why i work at the us mint

hi I work at the treasury and my boss really liked this post

pro tip if you're ever stuck on a math problem you can try meowing at it. It wont help but you CAN try it.

the real moral lesson in chess is that you can only move forwards 5-6 times in your life before you're turned into a beautiful queen but also rarely you might be turned into a horse

Malicious unreliable narrator who really wants to lie to the audience for fun getting increasingly frustrated as every bit of bullshit they spin inexplicably later turns out to be technically true.

the miserable bitch industry would crumble without me

I love in science fiction when something’s an array. The sensor array. The navigational array. Weapons array. Goddamn, yes. Get that shit in an array.

hi

you're really good at this! :D

Zooming in on your nudes so I can see what's on your bookshelf

i hate you shein i hate you temu i hate you amazon i hate you microtrends i hate you fomo culture i hate you aesthetic restocking videos i hate you constantly on the grind mindset i hate you overconsumption i hate you fast fashion i hate you tiktok influencers i hate you i hate you i hate you