Today's Document
Xuebing Du
oozey mess
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Love Begins
KIROKAZE
dirt enthusiast
RMH
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Product Placement
Not today Justin
titsay
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Kaledo Art
Game of Thrones Daily
d e v o n
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Misplaced Lens Cap
if i look back, i am lost
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If you ever wonder whether the “prepares for Christmas a year out” stereotype exists, know that I just bought my Christmas cards for December
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“Christmas is officially over when the stock show is over” is the most midwestern thing I’ve heard in my life
Nothing is more relieving than when your TA finally enters the room on your first day of discussion section
one of the downsides of colleges with a quarter system is that when this time of the year approaches, you are simultaneously in crisis because the actual year is almost over and how did it go so quickly...but you're actually only 1/3 of the way through the school year, and since when was that a thing??
Hear me out:
Hero has to fight someone invisible
Hero throws glitter at said person so that they’re easily seen regardless (this also works for doubles)
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D&D character idea (please note that I have not played dnd before so it might not make total sense): a frog. This frog has some amount of magic, probably given to them by a deity (a cleric then I suppose?) (you could also make them a bard w their croaking sound). The frog has some ability to morph into other things, though they keep frog traits. As such they can go from a normal sized frog to a humanoid-passing thing as long as they have a large hat and a cloak. This morphing ability also allows them to grow in size. They can’t really speak, not in humanoid nor frog form but the team can learn their language with time. This can allow you to have an infiltrator bc, well, who would expect a frog?
An alternate (honestly better) version of this would be that the character is a hoard of frogs, key details being that they can pile on one another to create their human shape or their Large frog shape - this can be either gnomes-from-gravity-falls-esque or they can merge together and Grow (or both - large frog is merging and humanoid is 50 stacked frogs in a trench coat) and that their bardic magical abilities come from a chorus of frogs which would slap
College dorm bathrooms be like
You enter between the hours of 10am and 9pm: there is perhaps one other person in there, you do not see them physically but there is a stall occupied
You have to go to the bathroom at 1:30 in the morning: there are 2 other people going to the bathroom, 2 more people are brushing their teeth. Someone is taking a shower
Your last outfit of 2021 was also your first outfit of 2022
showing up to the party in a suit and tiara, looking fresh, sexy, and gay af
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You know what would solve so many of Batman’s problems? If he put a tracker in the joker
Like sure if the man knew abt it then he’d def like mangle his skin to get it out but if he’s already unconscious and got like tons of cuts from being beaten up by batman for the 34658th time then they could just put one in and then the next time psycho clown breaks out to murder? Found in 5 minutes
I’ve decided that having super speed (a la Flash) would probably be one of the worst power sets I could get bc like my anxiety would get so high like my heart would manage to beat faster than anything has ever moved before, distraction techniques would no longer work, I could finish embroidering something in a minute, I already get bored watching videos can you imagine how much worse it’d be if I could process things at light speed? Hell
I know a lot of people are creeped out by the fact that a lot of the laugh tracks still used today were recorded a long time ago but honestly I think it’s so beautiful like yes human lives have passed and the first thought most people probably have is a feeling of haunting I suppose, you are hearing the laugher of people who may as well be ghosts
but, I find it rather beautiful because like, humans don’t live forever but they want to share that they lived to people in the future, like how people have been writing [x] was here on walls forever as so many people, past and present, want to leave some sort of impact and just the idea that what you left behind is a signal of your genuine happiness and joy in a moment, which is now shared with so many people who consume the media that uses their voices
When you laugh at a television scene that has a laugh track, you are feeling the joy that they felt, people all over, in the past, the present, and the future share these laughs
Take a moment to bask in the fact that you and hundreds of thousands of others have shared your laughs, even if they weren’t physically present with you
Before college, I used to think the Sims was ridiculous with the tiny bathrooms you could make.
Now…I see they were far too generous with their spacing allowances.
Sure Florida man is a well known meme, but have you ever considered…South Carolina Man
https://www.huffpost.com/topic/weird-south-carolina
weird south carolina
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every year on New Year’s Eve, my family teases my mom by reminding her not to set herself on fire again
INTJ Problems
Does anyone else just accidentally create a religion when they’re bored, or is it just me?