Hey I'm pretty round

This is how I’d smile the whole drive to the multiple drive-thrus to pick up your dinner. A sampling of McDonalds, Burger King, Taco Bell, and Dairy Queen for dessert! Knowing full well I’m feeding you the most greasy, calorie dense, and heart stopping foods because I can’t help but want to make you cripplingly obese and unhealthy. You don’t mind at all, it’s not like you’re active or go anywhere off the couch anyways. As long as you have me you have no need to exert yourself. Every bite is a net positive for your daily calories. Every slurp is one more step to complete dependence on me. It’s so thrilling and exciting for us both. You give me the rush I seek and I give you the body you deserve.

I just think fat men are neat