the final frontier.

“This is Captain Kathryn Janeway of the starship Voyager. Unless you want to conduct trades peacefully, kindly fuck off.”

*lowers my heart-shaped sunglasses and glares at you* listen man. i’m gay and you’re really harshing my groove.

I love peter and shuri’s friendship that we all just made up

the marauders don’t have a swear jar, they have a gratuitous animal puns jar

Smug face of a free man

My nayme is cow I am not pup. And seems my luck, Is looking up! I not need leash For outside play. I laff at dog, And run away.

@geekhyena

free market baby

Law & Ethics

but what a way to go

You could only eat it once

Forbidden snack

There’s nothing wrong with just a taste of what you’ve paid for