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I've never seen any star trek in my life but I just woke up from a dream on which it was suggested that Kirk ought to be allowed to carry a "tiny Spock knife," ie a tiny knife that can be brandished meaningfully at Spock whenever he's being being a bit much

do you guys think Spock makes video recordings for his sister throughout his life so that when it's finally the future she can get to watch him grow old

jarcher would be better if he was chaste out of some ingrained chivalric code that required him as a starship captain to be above sex but no it’s just that he exclusively visits planets whose beautiful alien women treat tongueless kissing as fourth base

despite the constraints of it being the sixties kirk incontrovertibly fucked and yet in the horn dog black sheep of the franchise the most archer tends to get is the occasional flaccid emotionless rubdown. sad!

I do wish Disco had more standalone eps during its run. What I wouldn’t give for an ep where they’re like visiting Vulcan or a diplomatic convoy is on the ship and Michael gets amnesia and Amanda and Sarek have to run around being like “we’re your parents” while she’s like ??????

I love how Vulcans are all logic logic logic and then one shows up on screen and that bitch has the most carefully contained rage you’ve ever seen and the audacity of a teenage girl.