Smile :)

I'm Steffi. This is a rant about me. I am small, cute, sarcastic, weird, fun and friendly. I have dual-citizenship, in PH and Heaven. *winkwink Well, I am a child of God. Aaaand I probably look like a twelve year old though I'm 16. I do not know how to ride a bike. I sing my heart out. I like reading novels. I will literally sob if I see a dog die. I laugh at people while watching horror movies. I can scream extremely loud and high-pitched. I can eat a liter of vanilla ice cream in one sitting. I am the master of tic-tac-toe. I say a lot of weird things. Flying cockroaches freak me out. I love chocolate. My last name is literally rap and sing. I cannot rap tho. All of my pets are overweight. I love cartoons. I can watch movies forever. I want to have a human-sized edible gummy bear. I like imitating people. I stalk youtubers. I dance awkwardly. I know three languages. I was bored while doing this description. You pretty much know me well now. This tumblr is extremely random and awesome and weird. You have been warned. I love you Mom.