syd the queer kid

they should give luther one of those giant tire swings like zoo gorillas get for enrichment. the whimsy of it all would bring him joy

It is your sworn duty, when you're in your 30's, to do something every day that would have gotten you viciously bullied in high school.

i would give birth 99 times and put them all up for adoption and then have kne more kid who i keep so that they can have some sort kf fucked up version of survivors guilt

Everyday I am bombarded by beautiful women who are enchanted by little creatures. They can't keep getting away with this

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

we need more pathetic female characters written by authors who don't hate women

to be clear since this is making the rounds: she has to be an absolute loser in no way that can be pinned on her gender. no "i'm just a girl tee-hee" stuff. straight up just a loser (nondenominational)

addendum: she must be the most important person in the whole narrative