fc: chris woodn, played by elle ( 27, she/her, est )
gender & pronouns: cis male, he/him
occupation: animal control employee
birthplace: madison, ga. local.
âbooze barn, hands down. anyone who says any different is a liar or just ainât never let themselves loose enough to have any fun. where else you gonna find a mechanical bull and line dancinâ in the same place without goinâ to god knows where? thatâs what i thought. you all high classers can have that hopped fox, me and my people will stick to the barn.â
dumbest thing theyâve ever done?
âhad a crush on a girl in high school who wore glasses. kinda felt bad that she didnât have contacts so my dumb ass went home and stared into a lightbulb for i donât know how long. i thought iâd end up havinâ to get glasses too and weâd be able to have somethinâ in common. needless to say, it didnât work.â
what is their favorite smell and why?
âtell me somethinâ that smells more heavenly than a pork butt slow roastinâ in a barbecue pit. thatâs godâs musk right there. hell, anythinâ thatâs beinâ grilled or roasted up is an open invitation for me to stop by and become your new best friend. and i reckon my mamaâs perfume smells pretty nice too.â
what is their favorite time of year?
âjuly, summertime, baby. by now yâall know my love for barbecue but my love for the greatest nation on earth is even bigger. iâm proud to be an american, and iâm damn proud to participate in the annual kayak race too. to quote one of the greatestâs sir ricky bobby, if you ainât first youâre last, and i ainât ever last, darlinâ. if you see me out rowinâ when i ainât drinkinâ or workinâ, mind your business. you know whatâs up.â