Cool kids never dies.

Just pause the economy tf 😒 It not real it can do what you say.

some of you need to be told to shut the fuck up more

not me tho im super funny and my tits are fucking massive

I know my therapist says healing from trauma means finding little ways to feel in control but I think if I were baby Tarzan sleeping in the arms of my big gorilla mom in that tree nest while Phil Collins sings us to sleep I’d finally feel safe

never seen anything more accurate

i really spend most of my day laughing at words and images online and then spend the rest of it tormenting myself mentally

I wonder what it‘s like to have a healthy mind

god released me into the wild and now he’s hunting me for sport

Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd

straight people will never understand how therapeutic it is to hear the words “her girlfriend” or “his boyfriend” or how I ascend to heaven when I hear “her wife” and “his husband”

These two women came up to my register with their twins and they called each other honey and their kids called them both Mom and my soul ascended to the heavens i was so happy

When I worked as a contractor I knocked on a heavily pregnant woman’s door and she said she’d “have to talk to the missus” in a heeeeavy outback accent and I actually forgot how to speak for a second and had to explain that I’m not homophobic I’m just super gay and hearing her say that launched my souls directly to nirvana