@purimgifts is an annual all-fandoms-welcome exchange for fanfic and/or podfic (participantâs choice; Pod-Together-style teams welcome!) with a side helping of art, focused on characters who are at least one of: women, Jewish, or persecuted (preferably by evil viziers).
@purimgifts celebrates the Jewish holiday of Purim, which commemorates one smart orphan-girl saving her people from genocide (plotted by the kingâs vizier) and becoming a queen while sheâs at it. You totes donât have to be Jewish to participate!
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Nominations close: November 1.
Sign-ups open: November 2.
Sign-ups close: November 14.
Assignments sent out by: November 16.
Author check-in: December 12.
Assignments due: December 24.
Fics go live: January 1.
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Pod-together is a fandom fest where writers and podficcers create togetherâthe writer creating text specifically intended for audio, and the podficcer creating the audio. If that sounds fun to you, sign-ups are open until June 14th! You can find instructions to sign up, rules, and FAQ at the dreamwidth site linked in our bio.
Sign-ups come in two flavors. If you would like the mods to match you with someone with similar fandom interests, sign up for Matchmaker Sign-Ups. If you would like to sign up with a partner, we also have Group Sign-Ups.
Writing is due July 27th, and podfic is due August 24th. The minimum length for pod-together projects is 1000 words or 10 minutes of audio.
This is our 15th year running this challenge, and participants usually have a ton of fun and create amazing stuff, with everything from the typical style of fannish stories to submissions with filk, poetry, found footage/audio drama, sound effects, massive multi-voice collaborations, immersive soundscapes, playable games, and multiple languages.
If youâre on the fence and have questions, or want to try to scout a group before signing up, we have a section of our Discord open just for that. You can find a link to the Discord in the sign-up post on our dreamwidth!
Visit the Dreamwidth linked in our bio for more details!
Sign-ups: April 1â28
Discord Server Opening/Orientation: May 1â3
Check In 1: May 2
Round 1: May 4â10
Break 1 and Check In 2: May 11â12
Round 2: May 13â19
Break 2 and Check In 3: May 20â21
Round 3: May 22â28
Break 4: May 29â30
Tiebreaker: May 31
Results: June 1
This is our sixth year running, and it's always a ton of fun! Click through to the linked post for a TON more info, and then, if it sounds like something you'd enjoy, you can sign up to play!
Out of the Auditary returns for another year! This is a fest for podficcing works that donât fit into the âstandardâ fiction format, such as meta, not!fic, epistolary and chatfic, video game codes entries, fake scientific articles, poetry, and many more! Rules and details are here on AO3 (and I am happy to answer any additional questions); submission deadline is March 30th, 2025! If youâd like examples as to what was created for this fest in previous years, check out the parent collection.
Signups are now open for Voiceteam Mystery Box 2024!
Voiceteam Mystery Box is a two-week mini spinoff of Voiceteam to wrap up the holiday season and start the new year! Starting on December 27th, we will announce two new point-earning challenges per day for five days. All ten challenges will remain open until 11:59 PM UTC January 8th. Once all the challenges have closed, the team with the highest score wins!
Check out the Rules/FAQ, and if you're interested there's a link at the bottom to where you can sign up!
One week left before sign-ups close! We currently have 137 sign-ups, which is 37 more than the previous largest Mystery Box round and only 29 fewer than the largest May Voiceteam round!
If you - yes, YOU! - are thinking about signing up, but aren't sure whether you're part of the community enough to play, please consider yourself personally invited to sign up and become part of the community by playing! As long as the idea of working with a team to fill challenges, make cool stuff, and earn points sounds fun to you, then we'd love to have you in the mix!
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Signups are now open for Voiceteam Mystery Box 2024!
Voiceteam Mystery Box is a two-week mini spinoff of Voiceteam to wrap up the holiday season and start the new year! Starting on December 27th, we will announce two new point-earning challenges per day for five days. All ten challenges will remain open until 11:59 PM UTC January 8th. Once all the challenges have closed, the team with the highest score wins!
Check out the Rules/FAQ, and if you're interested there's a link at the bottom to where you can sign up!
One week left before sign-ups close! We currently have 137 sign-ups, which is 37 more than the previous largest Mystery Box round and only 29 fewer than the largest May Voiceteam round!
once again: happy hockey big bang! the podfic eafay70 did of donât know what youâve got (til itâs gone) was such a great listen, and it made me want to focus a bit more on audio storytelling for this playlist. itâs three playlists-one from nolanâs perspective, one from tkâs, and one from nicoâs, but each playlist features the same artist in the same order. it was definitely a new challenge but it was a lot of fun to try something new. thereâs also a version with all the songs
we start with gracie abrams, because it was listening to her songs that made me want to try and do it this way.
nolan
i love you im sorry - gracie abrams
I was a dick, it is what it is / A habit to kick, the age-old curse / I tend to laugh whenever I'm sad / I stare at the crash, it actually works / Making amends, this shit never ends / I'm wrong again, wrong again
the wedding song - renee rapp
I would have sang it to you soft and sweet / You'd want it every anniversary
feel - fletcher
Doin' time, tryna heal / Do anything so I don't feel you
after the party - the menzingers
But you just want to dance in a basement / You don't care if anyone is watching / Just as long as you stay in motion / We put miles on these old jean jackets / Got caught up in the drunk conversations / But after the party, it's me and you
this song always makes me think of tk and nolan, but it fits extra well in this fic when nolan and tk are in that weird in between of friends and something more
the story of us - taylor swift
Oh, I'm scared to see the ending / Why are we pretending this is nothing / I'd tell you I miss you but I don't know how / I've never heard silence quite this loud
back to me - john allison weiss
Another damp dark room and I'm spilling my guts right out / About the love I knew that I'm learning to live without
if only - dove cameron
Don't know what I'm feeling, is this just a dream? / If only I knew what my heart was telling me
sometimes an artist has a huge discography. other times they donât and you pull out a banger from a dcom soundtrack. much like my pets: if it fits, it sits (on the playlist)
home - catie turner
I don't take spoonfuls of romanticism in my tea / But this is not a love song / It's my truth I have to speak / Oh, you are so important to me / And I won't let you go
I won't let you go / Cause wherever you are is home
be alone - paramore
Yeah, we could be alone / But never get too low on me / We could be alone together
heaven - petal
But I will take your voice rolling over me always
gimme love - carly rae jepsen
Cause I want what I want, do you think that I want too much?
nico
thatâs so true - gracie abrams
Think about your dumb face all the time
too well - renee rapp
I get so sick of myself, can't stop overthinkin' / I heard you're happy somewhere else / But I don't forget too well / I get so sick of myself, can't stop reminiscin' / I heard you're happy somewhere else / But I don't forget too well
beckyâs so hot - fletcher
Cause Becky's so hot in your vintage t-shirt / Oh, she the one I should hate / But I wanna know how she taste
this is THEE nico song for this in my opinion. yeah yeah nicoâs too nice to threaten to hit tk, but like. heâs got eyes, alright? he sees the appeal
casey - the menzingers
And I bet I sound like a broken record / Every time I open my mouth / I want to wander around the city with you again
holy ground - taylor swift
We had this big wide city all to ourselves / We blocked the noise with the sound of 'I need you' / And for the first time I had something to lose / And I guess we fell apart in the usual way / And the story's got dust on every page / But sometimes I wonder how you think about it now
this and casey are both songs that are a little bittersweet, looking back at a relationship after itâs ended, and i think thatâs what nico does a lot during this fic
new love - john allison weiss
There's no love like new love / You're moving on and all I want is you, love
we go down together - dove cameron
If you go down / Then we go down together / If you hold on / I might just stay forever / If you get hurt / I'll try to make it better / If you go down / Then we go down together
i luv him - catie turner
He's what I want / But I'm not what he needs
proof - paramore
Then I'll believe in what you say / There's nothing left for you to do / The only proof that I need is you
nature - petal
Every fiber of my being seems to scream to me / "You are now mine in a life we both know"
i really like you - carly rae jepsen
It's way too soon, I know this isn't love / But I need to tell you something / I really, really, really, really, really, really like you / And I want you, do you want me, do you want me, too?
tk
risk - gracie abrams
Iâm not proud / Guess I'm just scared of you shooting it down / You can just talk, and I'll stare at your mouth / It could be bad, but I wanna find out
i was between risk and in between for tk, and in between isnât on streaming, but risk also hits the nail on the head
i do - renee rapp
When we're saying, "I love you" / I mean it different than you do / Terrified I always will even after the day / You look at somebody else and you say / "I do"
lead me on - fletcher
So why don't you just lead me on? / 'Cause something is better than nothing at all / Yeah, I want you to lead me on / 'Cause something, yeah, something is better than nothing / Yeah, something, your something is better than nothing at all
tk truly does spend so much of this settling for all he thinks he can have, and i feel like this song really encapsulates that
time table - the menzingers
As time tables suggest / We were only just friends / In constant motions, covering stilts / Iâll give you a dollar for another ride home / Or something to mix with your Coke
say donât go - taylor swift
Oh no, oh no, it's not fair / 'Cause you kiss me and it stops time / And I'm yours, but you're not mine
i had to do it - john allison weiss
If my heavy heart were strong enough / I'd stay and let you keep it / But to know you is to love you / And I don't want to love you anymore
sand - dove cameron
I saw the end when we began / You couldn't love the way I can / I tried to bargain with the stars / For more than half your heart / But you have more pieces of me than the desert has sand / And I have less pieces of you than I can hold in my hand
(wish i didnât have to) lie - catie turner
I don't hate you / I just hate the way I love you / And I hate the way I tell myself I'm fine / I wish I didn't have to lie
looking up - paramore
Could've given up so easily
I was a few cheap shots away from the end of me
left a mark - petal
i was born to kiss your mouth / i was born to be the dust / i was born to cover you / i was born to leave a mark / i was born to be the light / to be the light inside your room / i was born to be the dust that covers you
runaway with me - carly rae jepsen
This is the part, you've got to say all that you're feeling, feeling / Packing a bag, we're leaving tonight when everyone's sleeping, sleeping / Let's run away / I'll run away with you
Ship: Larsdunn | Team: Seattle Kraken
written by HockeyWasMyFirstLove | Read on ao3
read by @eafay70 | Listen on ao3
Chapters:Â 3/3 |Â Complete Word Count:Â 24,177 | Rating:Â Teen And Up Audiences | Warnings/Tags: Omega Verse, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Goalie Nesting, Meddling Friends, Matchmaking Goalie, Sharing a Bed, sharing a nest, Platonic Cuddling, Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Emotional Hurt/Comfort but only briefly, Idiots in Love, Getting Together, Friends to Lovers, First Kiss, POV Outsider, Temporary Muteness, Temporarily Mute Character, Beta Philipp Grubauer, Alpha Adam Larsson, Omega Vince Dunn, Seattle Kraken NHL Team
Summary:
Grubi has always had a favorite type of teammate to nest with: idiots in love. Lucky for him, he knows exactly which pair to pick when his nesting instincts finally set in during the Krakenâs second season.
All my love goes out to Krakencord and the many, many people helping me, especially to the most wonderful @neon-medusae, who went above and beyond just regular beta-reading; to @anactualfungus, who soothed my nerves by being a fresh pair of eyes scrutinizing this fic and cheering me on; and to my cheerleader @minchymarn, who never fails to read my drafts and leave the best comments in them 𼰠and of course to @eafay70 for picking my fic and creating a beautiful podfic for it. Thank you all so much đ
Sneak peek under the cut:
Adamâs grin turns wider. âYouâre rather demanding, arenât you? Why am I not surprised? But hey, thatâs okay. Iâm gonna take good care of you, Grubi.â
Good. He likes hearing that. He also likes the spike in Adamâs scent.
Confidence, pride, excitement.
Itâs a mix so strong Grubi canât help but lean in and scent the big, strong alpha, his nose practically buried in Adamâs neck.
âYou like the way I smell?â the Swede asks, and Grubi ignores the amusement coloring his voice. Instead, his purr is answer enough. âGuess my shower was thorough enough then.â
There are some more chuckles around them, and heâs sure he hears Burky comment something. He ignores it. While he loves having Burkyâs familiar scent around heâs more focused on all those happy and contented scents â until thereâs one that doesnât fit.
Turning away from Adam, he follows his nose, follows his instincts to see where this dissonance is coming from. He already knows, of course, so when his eyes land on his favorite â and only â omega defenseman, he almost grins in victory.
Because Grubi knows what jealousy smells like.
And in this case, itâs exactly what he was waiting for.
đ Read the full fic on ao3 đ or đ Listen on ao3 đ
This fic covers/is part of three events:
đ The @hockeybigbang 2024 - thank you for running this Big Bang, I loved getting partnered with the wonderful @eafay70!!
đ The @seattlekrakenpromptmeme 2024/2025 - thanks for running this event, I love it so much. The prompt I claimed was:
Goalie nesting!! Brought on by stress or as a part of a typical cycle? First time occurrence or something the team has managed before? Do our goalies get snappy and territorial or are they really just big softies? Take it where you wish!
đ The @ao3tagbingo - this fic covers the square Sharing a Bed
@purimgifts is an annual all-fandoms-welcome exchange for fanfic and/or podfic (participant's choice) with a side helping of art, focused on characters who are at least one of: women, Jewish, or persecuted by evil viziers.
@purimgifts celebrates the Jewish holiday of Purim, which commemorates one smart orphan-girl saving her people from genocide (plotted by the king's vizier) and becoming a queen while she's at it. You totes don't have to be Jewish to participate!
2025 Schedule:
SIGNUPS & NOMINATIONS 3-12 Jan (anywhere in the world) DEADLINE Fri 7 March (anywhere in the world)
REVEALS 13-15 March
Got more questions? You can:
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@purimgifts is an annual all-fandoms-welcome exchange for fanfic and/or podfic (participant's choice) with a side helping of art, focused on characters who are at least one of: women, Jewish, or persecuted by evil viziers.
@purimgifts celebrates the Jewish holiday of Purim, which commemorates one smart orphan-girl saving her people from genocide (plotted by the king's vizier) and becoming a queen while she's at it. You totes don't have to be Jewish to participate!
2025 Schedule:
SIGNUPS & NOMINATIONS 3-12 Jan (anywhere in the world) DEADLINE Fri 5 March (anywhere in the world)
REVEALS 13-15 March
Got more questions? You can:
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It's late September and that means #ITPE sign-ups are OPEN đđđ Links will be at the end, so please read through the post as we have a lot of new information/procedures this year!
This is the FOURTEENTH year of the exchange, but the FIRST year we will be hosting it on Tumblr, which was far and away the winner in our platform move survey. Happily, this means we get to keep our acronym and branding!
What is #ITPE?
#ITPE is a low-pressure, no-minimums podfic exchange that originated on Twitter. We are now on Tumblr because of TwitterâsâŚeverything, since it was bought by the Muskrat. Everythingâsign-ups, communication, assignment/gift distributionâused to be run entirely on Twitter, but as the exchange has grown, weâve incorporated other platforms to help make our lives as mods easier. Consequently, sign-ups will be on AO3 and submissions of your finished gifts (when it comes time for them) will be via Google form. Otherwise all communication, including announcements, questions, assignment and gift delivery, will be conducted over Tumblr and instant messaging.Â
Who are the mods?
Our mod line-up is @blackestglass (blackglass) & @knight-tracer, with flowersforgraves assisting on the backend with data management.Â
What is the schedule?
The dates for #ITPE 2024 are:
Sign-ups: SEPTEMBER 21 - SEPTEMBER 29
Assignments go out: No later than OCTOBER 8
Projects due: DECEMBER 17
Distribution: DECEMBER 24
So long as it's still September 29 somewhere in the world, you can still sign-up.
How do I sign up?
We are continuing to run sign-ups through AO3 (without a nominations process, so just write in your fandoms). We are asking for a minimum of 3 unique fandoms and if you want to sign-up to give or receive more than 20 fandoms, pick your TOP 20 for the AO3 and put the rest in your Dear Podficcer Letter. If you have less than 20 fandoms, we encourage you to list all of your primary and secondary fandoms in the sign up form so we have options for matching!
Note: We consider certain RPF fandoms as âumbrellaâ fandoms. We know we have K-Pop podficcers and sports RPF podficcers who often sign up for our exchange. Individual K-Pop bands and individual sports/sports teams do not count as âuniqueâ fandoms (so for instance, only listing SHINee, BTS, and A-Teez would not count as having 3 unique fandoms for sign-up purposes; for our purposes, they would all fall under the K-Pop umbrella). In addition to listing your favorite bands/sports/teams in the fandom field, we do ask you to help us out for matching by thinking of at least 2 other fandoms which you might be happy to give and receive in. The RPF podficcing pool is small and we try not to repeat matches within a 5-year period, so giving us more fandom options will help us find you a match.Â
What is a Dear Podficcer letter?
Your Dear Podficcer letter should include stuff like squicks, triggers, ship and trope preferences, and anything else you think we & your gift giver should know regarding your fandom tastes. Letters are mandatory. They don't have to be long! But if you have extremely specific tastes, itâs better that you let us know upfront in your letter so that we can ensure that you receive a gift youâre happy with. Please donât worry about seeming âdifficultâ! We want you to love the gift you receive! Also, do feel free to request your small, obscure fandoms! Just help us out by also including some more popular or âmainstreamâ fandoms among your options.Â
If youâre still uncertain what a letter should look like, here are some examples from 2020: blackglassâs 2020 letter & knight_tracerâs 2020 letter. You can also check out linked letters in the âRequests Summaryâ on AO3 to see what other peopleâs letters look like! Â
Letters should be hosted on a publicly viewable platform, such as on Dreamwidth, tumblr, carrd, GDrive, Dropbox, etc.Â
Please put your Tumblr and AO3 handles (if they donât already match) in your Dear Podficcer letter. For our sake, ideally somewhere in the title field. Toss a coin to your mod team.Â
Also please be kind to your mods & avoid using smushnames or cute fandom ship names in your letter. We're not always in your fandom & sometimes people will use different names to refer to the same pairing & we mistakenly believe you're requesting different pairings (see: the Zimbits/JackBitty/etc. debacle of 2020). Using Char A/Char B(/Char C) would help us out a lot! You don't have to use AO3 levels of disambiguation â just provide us with enough information to figure out who the characters involved in the ship are.Â
If you have specific tastes in what you want to RECEIVE in a fandom, but youâre willing to CREATE outside of those preferences (for instance, wanting to receive podfic about a specific pairing, but willing to podfic for other pairings in a fandom), please indicate that in your letter!
If you want to offer or receive fandoms that arenât currently on the AO3, or youâre one of those gutsy people that is willing to offer and create in âany fandomâ, message this account and weâll make sure itâs all recorded.Â
In addition, if youâre an adventurous listener who is open to RECEIVING podfic for âany fandomâ please ALSO message us so that weâre aware! We still need a minimum of 3 fandoms for your sign up so that it can go through.
If you have any DNWs (âdo not wantsâ)Â that you donât want to post publicly in a letter, concerns about matching, or anything else youâd like to privately let the mods know, thereâs a section in the sign up this year that you can fill out. Or you can send us a message!
How should we be communicating with you over Tumblr?
We will primarily be using the instant messaging function. Therefore you will need a Tumblr account to sign up, because thatâs where all communication and assignment/gift delivery will take place. Itâs totally fine to use a placeholder account you only use for this exchange. (We do recommend adding a userpic, filling out your bio, and maybe reblogging a few posts so that you donât seem like a bot.) All participants should be following the mod account, especially if you have restricted settings so that only people you follow can message you. The instant messaging system, unlike the ask system, allows us to maintain a record of our communications, and is the best way to share information you want to keep private between us or have extended conversations. You may use asks if you have a one-off question or questions you donât mind getting public answers to.Â
(Notifications for new Tumblr messages can be finicky so try to check out the messaging tab semi-regularly throughout the duration of the exchange instead of relying on the blue dot to let you know thereâs a new message.)Â
In an attempt to avoid tripping spam filters and hitting the Tumblr limit on sending messages to new people, we are asking you to help us out by sending us an instant message to let us know youâve signed up, rather than us trying to reach out to dozens upon dozens of people (prime spambot behavior)!Â
What happens if you get marked as spam?
If we get shadowbanned/tossed in potential spambot purgatory, the mods will reach out to you from our personal accounts/mod sideblogs or via email. During the sign up period, we will reach out to you via messaging to ask you for a reliable email address to reach you at in case all of our attempts to not get flagged as spam fail.
If we are marked as spam, weâll still be able to post on our own blog and we should still appear on your dash, but we wonât be appearing in the tags most likely, which is another reason why itâs important for you to be following us!
How does matching work? How will I get my assignment?
The mods do hand-matching, meaning rather than just letting the AO3 algorithm run and make arbitrary matches based on fandom, we read all your letters and try to match you with someone with similar tastes and interests. Weâll only be relying on the AO3 algorithm to help us spot tricky matches.Â
Another of the ways Tumblr combats spam is to shadowban anyone sending multiple similarly worded messages. Weâre going to make an attempt to deliver extremely pared down assignment messages so that weâre mostly sending unique information. If we do get marked as spam, as mentioned earlier, we may reach out to you on sideblogs or via email.Â
What kind and how many gifts should I make? Do you really mean âno minimumsâ?Â
Yes, ITPE gifts have NO LENGTH MINIMUMS. Make something as big or as small as you want to commit to! We truly do mean it. This is meant to be a low pressure exchange! Accordingly, please set your expectations that you may receive a short gift. In the past, we have had participants whoâve been extremely generous and made a prolific amount of gifts for their giftee, but they are outliers and there is certainly no expectation that anyone else should strive to those heights.Â
I have more questions about making gifts!
Weâre sure you do, but weâre not there yet! We will update this FAQ with more information about submitting gifts and treats once assignments go out, so check back!
Iâm ready to sign up! What are the next steps?
1. Fill out the sign up form on AO3 here.
2. Follow us @itpemod if you havenât yet!
3. Send us a message over the chat letting us know youâve signed up!
4. Optional (but encouraged if you want to talk to people!): join the Tumblr Podfic Community to participate in the friending/following meme!
5. Optional: Track/follow the #itpe or #informal tumblr podfic exchange tags!Â