world cold. bed warm.

*flirting with an older man* when i was born you had already attempted suicide once

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

I just mowed my 88 year old papas lawn and when i came back inside he lifted my arm to reveal a bug that was attempting to hitchhike into the house. At which point he said "you will NEVER escape my garden." And flicked it back into the grass

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

Ppl on here will live like this plus have garbage diets, be nocturnal, and have blackout curtains and never see the sun then think SSRIs will fix them

Deuce's mom is never safe from potential lovers. This is just fandom fact.