Please don't look at me

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

so few people appreciate the wisdom I have to offer.........

this is how samurai champloo starts

if you tell someone to kill themselves on tumblr and then get banned for it, I'm sorry to say but you are a scrub. what you do is you bait the other person until they tell you to kill yourself and then you report them so they get banned. i learned this when i was 12 on gaia online. i don't think they're teaching kids these days defensive trolling.

then if they remake and come back at you angry for getting them banned you ask them what they said that got them the ban, and when they say it to elaborate you immediately report them again for saying it again. write this down.

@floopthefox

╎'↸ ⎓ᔑꖎꖎ ℸ ̣𝙹 ᒲ|| ꖌリᒷᒷᓭ ᔑリ↸ ᓵ∷|| ⚍⊣ꖎ|| ╎⎓ ᓭ𝙹ᒲᒷ𝙹リᒷ ᒷ⍊ᒷ∷ ᓭᔑ╎↸ ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣𝙹 ᒲᒷ ╎⎓ ╎ ∴ᔑᓭ ᔑꖎ𝙹リᒷ ꖎ𝙹ᓭℸ ̣ ╎リ ᒲ|| ℸ ̣⍑𝙹⚍⊣⍑ℸ ̣ᓭ

god damnit kyle the alien you ruined the moment

"KYLE"??????????????? ᔑリ↸ ╎ ∷⚍╎リᒷ↸ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ᒲ𝙹ᒲᒷリℸ ̣???????????????????

yes, kyle. you ruined the moment. im removing your “fruit” privileges.

Chainmoker Cat and Bojack Horseman are now the two only items in my list of "shows that are actually fucking amazing but which I wouldn't recommend to anyone."

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

dont eat that, thats leaklock and its for threaded pipe connections and it tastes awful

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on

awful back body has his hoodie little miss on put regulation temperature

stop that put my words back normal style

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

But who is the single human cast member in this tale? Who gets to put in an Oscar-worthy performance alongside the Muppets and what role are they to play?

There’s no single human, everyone is a Muppet except for one scene. Circe, played by Janice, turns Odysseus’s crew into humans who still behave animalistic and are all played by Academy Award winning actors.