Please don't look at me

@staticsifting

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

Stop calling the crumbs shit. None of you realize how hard it is to photoshop crumbs falling mid-air via a birds-eye perspective. They don't just have 'mid-air granola crumbs' on google, no one has ever thought of photographing that before. I had to color a bunch of boulders brown. I had to find images of various boulders and color them brown, whnich yeah, when I say it out loud, does make it sound like a funny euphemism for shit, but it's really more of a light brown color and it took a lot of time and effort, so stop.

i thought they were bees.

oh my fucking god. oh my god. it can't possibly look like that to you

Does anyone have that madoka magica art where one of them is brushing the other girls teeth? I need it for my passport photo or some other convincing reason like that.

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

the fancy vr office computer the principal from community gets lost in

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

she is just like me fr

@staticsifting

rude, shes overdressed for the occasion

if pjackk can return from the dead then maybe there is hope for us all

got bad news.