Hello!

i wish some of you lived down the street so i could go to your house and bother you in person every single day

i just really wanna suck a cock rn fuck

You can get the same sensation by sucking a hotdog warmed in a microwave for 15 seconds

I've seen some of the men you all date. The smell will be the same.

every time i have to take my iron pills i think about that scene in xmen where magneto kills that guy by yanking the blood out of his body and using the iron in it to break out of supervillain jail and now i'm wondering what it's like being diagnosed with an iron deficiency in the xmen universe. like. do they just tell you to go home or what.

you want my blood to have more iron in it??? the thing magneto uses to kill people???

ITS MANATEE MONDAY

if this image was a sound it would be GUOGH