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(FYI: Mr Randel, Hecatoncheires (a.k.a. Little Dude) and Queen Boo are my cats)

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[Image ID: Post with username blocked out reading: Bartending is daycare, but at night for adults. Hear me out:
-You give them sippy juice and snacks and supervise them while they play and practice their poor social skills.
-Sometimes they're mean to the other kids so they lose sippy juice privileges and have to sit in time out (or get sent home early!)
-They talk to you but they don't always make sense. You have to listen and nod anyways.
-Cry unintelligibly for some reason sometimes?
-Cleaning up vomit, pee and poop is also a thing sometimes.
-Spills. Lots of spills.
"Look what I can do!"
-Hopefully someone eventually comes to pick them up.
Edit: I've been helpfully informed that daycare providers don't have to yell at kids for doing cocaine off the urinal, but it's pretty much the same as yelling at kids not to eat that dead bug they found behind the toilet, so my point stands. /End ID]
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so embarrassing when I like a mainstream song. i thought I was more fucked up than this

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Something to keep in mind…. building muscle is so hard people compete to see who can do it best. If you’re a woman worried about “getting bulky”, i promise you that you cannot achieve that physique by accident. Now go lift weights to increase your bone density & protect yourself from osteoporosis and improve your insulin resistence and eat a fiber + protein dense meal with some carbs to refuel and fat for satiety + energy 🫵
trans women this goes double for you especially the part about eating 🫵 you are not immune to your bones becoming tapioca in your old age pick up the weights and the fork sister we’re all gonna build our new bodies if i have anything to say about it
(clutching my side) ARGH! they shot me!! *Pulls my hand away to reveal pink glittery gel pen ink*
She said that
disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.
"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me
"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.
The thing about being trans is that once you come to terms with it it’s really just whatever but The Cis People insist upon being weird about it

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june is over... goodbye pride month, hello disability pride month!!
let's all be disabled this month... together 🤝
if you're not disabled yet: no need to worry! i can help. come closer.
[ID: the legendary sword Andúril stabbed clean through the screen and keyboard of a MacBook on the floor /End ID]
Okay I know the "too many beds" reverse trope has been discussed before, but it's so funny to me.
Scene: A character is finally alone with their crush; something they've been attempting to do the entire time up until this point. They're both in an unknown city and they finally find a hotel to stay at until the rest of the group catches up.
"This room only has one bed, is that okay with you two?" States the front desk manager, as he fidgets with the drawer for a brief second before dangling the keys to one of the cheap rooms.
The two look at each other, and nod in agreement.
"That's fine," the protagonist says.
"Great!" The manager says. "It's room 211. It's on the second floor to the left. And please, ignore the room on your right."
The two look at each other briefly as the protagonist grasps the key. Ignore the room on your right...? What a strange thing to say. Well now, you've peaked the interest in these two mystery loving people. What if there's a crime scene in there, or a secret politician's meeting?
They wander to their mediocre rooms through the aged hallways and see their door. Sure enough, there's only one bed inside.
"Hah! Looks like we'll be sharing," our confident protagonist claims. However, his crush was far more focused on the mysterious door across the hall. It was battered, paint chips falling off, and scuff marks around the edges.
Slowly but surely, the two opened the door.
Oh my god.
It's the bed storage room.
Around a dozen neatly made beds, all scattered out in an air conditioned room. In fact, they looked far more comfortable than the one in their shared hotel room.
"I'll just sleep in here." His crush says.
The protagonist, knowing he's lost his one chance, falls to his knees.
The front door manager hides behind the wall nearby.
"Mission accomplished, crew," he exclaims to the walkie-talkie. "The ABTA does it again."
Goddamnit, the Anti Bed Trope Association strikes again. Romantic subplots everywhere... Foiled.
Why is it that every time I google something like "Are olives poisonous to cats" the top results are always like "Fun fact: Cats are carnivores! This means that they eat meat. There is no reason to include olives in a cat's diet. You should feed your cat cat food, which is dry or wet food especially designed for cats. You can purchase this at a store." like is there a single person alive on the planet who's googled "Are blueberry muffins safe for cats" because they're planning on switching their cat to a muffin-only diet??? No, I'm asking because the little bastard somehow popped open the packet while I was putting away the groceries and dragged one under the couch before I could react and now I need to know if I should call the after-hours vet. "Cats should not eat spaghetti." NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!!! "Try to keep human food away from cats." i live in a studio apartment with a completely silent and permanently hungry apex predator who has the intelligence of a toddler and the desperate Machiavellian cunning of a creature who spent his formative months on the streets. He can already open doors and he is this 👌 close to learning how to open the microwave. He is stronger than me and covered in knives. So im gonna do my best but for the moment i just need you to tell me whether this yoghurt is going to kill my son y/n
I've been using the pet poison hotline's poison list cause it has a search function. It also tells you whether something is mildly, moderately, or severely toxic which can be very handy! It doesn't contain like everything but it might be a good place to start, it also includes plants for fellow houseplant lovers <3
Explore Pet Poison Helpline®s vast knowledge on poisons by reviewing our pet poison list. Explore our top 10 poison and holiday poison lists
For plants specifically, there’s also a wildly detailed set of posts and listings about toxicity on the old, wonderful, Plants Are the Strangest People blog
basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*
*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god
*thunderous slam dunk noise*

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