Star Trek Lyfe

Spock’s entire philosophy is explaining why it’s logical for you to go fuck yourself

FUCK you're right op

thinking about how klingon courting works by the female roaring and throwing heavy objects and the male reading love poetry

This one of the best things I’ve ever read

[ID: three drawings of Jadzia Dax, all surrounded by little hearts drawn in blue. The first two drawings are headshots, and the last is a full-body shot. In the first drawing she has a neutral expression; in the second she has her hair down and is smiling excitedly. In the third drawing, she has her sleeves rolled up and the top of her uniform unbuttoned. She’s carring a shoulder bag and is smiling slightly. End ID]

whoop whoop my name’s Noonien Soong, I’m a cyberneticist but my lab is full of dinosaurs, I named my android sons “Facts” and “Heresay” and “Before I Fucking Learned How To Build An Android”, my wife died so I rebuilt her as a robot and then she dumped me, I made sure my robot sons who look exactly like me but weirder were really good at fucking before I sorted out their emotional disorders and this isn’t creepy, my planet got destroyed by a giant piece of mixed greens salad

joins the dark rusty quill and makes evil magnus archives

anyway the underwood collection is an unendorsed noncanonical derivative podcast of rusty quill's the magnus archives telling tales from the usher foundation washington dc currently being produced by pitch library released on mondays at 4 pm gmt

being a Star Trek fan is just like *has a complicated relationship with Riker*