if cats aren't meant to be kissed on their heads then what's that little space between their ears for
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Stranger Things
trying on a metaphor
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Product Placement

@theartofmadeline
taylor price
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Love Begins
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we're not kids anymore.

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if cats aren't meant to be kissed on their heads then what's that little space between their ears for

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by Kiyohiko Azuma
VIETNAM HAS MOSS FROGS.
THEY LIVE IN MOSS.
THEY ARE CUTE AS FUCK!
Thank you for coming to my ted talk. Now lets go live the way of the moss frog.
シーツを敷くとやってくる https://nekonavi.jp/catblog/archives/60859 https://twitter.com/kyuryuZ/status/1410795387536003075

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been spending time with some old friends :’)
i can teach you
t-teach me.. what??
To those of you who aren't in the Portuguese speaking sphere, let me give you a hilarious update. Parents in Portugal are currently HORRIFIED because their children are now only speaking Brazilian Portuguese from watching so many Brazilian YouTubers. They are finding this deeply disturbing and want the Brazilian Portuguese to end IMMEDIATELY
There are NEWS articles about this
Translation:
"Luccas Neto (Brazilian YouTuber) is accused of making Portuguese children talk like Brazilians"
"Luccas Neto, who just celebrated his son Luke's first birthday, is becoming the target of criticism among some Portuguese families. The reason? Luccas Neto has become such a success that Portuguese children are starting to talk like Brazilian people.
That's right: the little ones have lost the characteristics of their local dialect and adopted the speech of the 29 year old YouTuber, who was born in Rio de Janeiro.
'All of his speech is Brazilian. We've reached the point where people ask if one of us parents is Brazilian,' said an interviewed mother, who said her son now frequents speech therapy sessions."
"Other parents who spoke with the Portuguese newspaper revealed they don't leave their children alone with tablets or phones, especially when they watch Luccas Neto.
'At this moment we're in a phase of treatment like it's an addiction. We explain everything to him, that he can't watch this because it's harmful. And we notice that he's much better now. What we're trying to do now is play with him more, and block some content, leaving only Netflix and everything that's in Portuguese from Portugal.'"
@homo-sex-shoe-whale i hadn’t thought of this but you are absolutely right
REVERSE COLONIZE THEM
DESTROY PORTUGAL PORTUGUESE
So basically, they never talked with their kids and expected the internet to raise them.
brazil strong
You're not going to Brazil. Brazil is coming to YOU
Oh boy I can't wait to log into discord and see what my friends were up to while I was asle-
Doppelganger
The age difference between Danny and Danielle in canon always confused me. Making them Chaos Twins is obviously superior. (/lh)
Bonus: Dash: “Why are your eyebrows-” Dani: “Juvie.”
(For my non native english speakers: Juvie/Juvy = Juvenile hall, Juvenile detention center, literal baby jail.)

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A customer just called and asked, “Do you have music?”
I paused a moment and said, “We do have concerts coming up, yes.”
She asked, “When are they?”
And I said, “We have several options. Is there a certain kind of concert you’re looking for?”
And she said, “what’s the difference?”
Again I paused, and then explained that there are different kinds of music, like classical, pop, rock, etc. The phone call is over, but I’m still not over it.
She called back! She wanted to know “some dates for music.”
"there's no wrong way to consume a piece of media" yes there is
Yeah that’s why they made Switch cartridges taste bad.
alright somebody add the ‘you can excuse racism?’ meme
I can’t believe we get to use this for once without having to edit it
arthur morgan + dogs

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ok enough is enough. whichever one of you virgins invented instagram starbucks recipes, die 1000 deaths. I had a customer come in today holding out their phone (full brightness) and looking all shy and Im immediately like 🙄 fine ok, what does the instagram user want me to make for them this time. well this time it's a cringe harry potter themed frappucino. excuse me??? "can you make this for me?" I said excuse me??? -- I mean *customer service voice* "yeah it looks like I have all the ingredients, haha sure!"
ok cringe instagram harry potter frappucino drinker. ok. die. "Ive never had this drink before" yeah I can tell due to the fact that it didnt exist until someone posted a #aesthetic photo of it to instagram 14 hours ago ok. ok,
but whatever, Im paid to put up with this shit. so I add the ingredients all up on my computer and congrats! ur harry potter cringe social media drink has $10 worth of syrup in it. are you happy??? is this what you wanted??? a $10 frappucino??? $10. for a drink. you doubled the price of this drink for ur off-brand "harry potter and the legend of the overpriced starbucks drink" drink. you doubled the price!!! is this how u imagined spending ur day? is this what u wanted to do when u woke up this morning? $10 for a 24oz drink?
and u know, you KNOW the influencer making this recipe doesn't even work at a starbucks cause when it was all said and done the drink looked like shit. my blender was straining against the weight of your sins (and syrups) and Im sweating, Im an animal, Im losing my mind and my blender is getting watered down frappucino syrups everywhere -- u put so much shit liquid in this blender it doesnt even fit in the cup btw. it's making a huge mess. but is it instagramable? no, its fucking ugly. #trending #foryoupage #cringe $10 harold potter drink for adult children,
so are you happy? is ur social media influencer bestie happy? I made ur stupid $10 drink for u. does it taste good? no? well I hope instagram shuts down tomorrow. I hope you read a different book. I hope I never get sober. there is no sign of land. I hope you die. I hope we both die.
♡ redraw of this one cursed image where daisy’s about to destroy toad BUT with her new golf outfit ♡
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