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if anyone asks me where my sense of humor comes from im just gonna show them the 90s sailor moon dub

i heard u guys like carpeted bathrooms so i made a whole post of carpeted bathrooms.

Trapped between his own wanton lusts & basic boating etiquette

Item: Cadbury Crab Eggs. Appear to be standard confectionery, but when eaten, a live and angry blue crab emerges, presumably attacking the eater.

This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.

So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?

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But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.

Cirple - An old Scots word for the hindquarters of a horse

My, how romantic!

So I’m personal friends with the lady who wrote that. We went to college together. She plays a half orc in my campaign which I run at her house.

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Honestly, this is my favourite awakening in-game so far, and 85% of that is just Ryuji’s delivery of his one line.

The Cincinnati Enquirer, Ohio, February 21, 1947

Monsoon by Sabit 

Commissioned by Tom Gough commissions are closed again, for now. Hey, check out my twitter https://twitter.com/talessilvaart

sadistic flirting

(thank you so much this is everything I could have asked for!!!)

Patrick Woodroffe

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