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everythingfox

Baby otter first time in the water

I just found my old DSI that was signed by Jacksepticeye at PAX East in 2018 lmao. Thinking of selling it maybe. Not sure if anyone would want it.

#jacksepticeye #pax 2018 #pax #signature

whitepeopletwitter

homopower

Like to charge, reblog to cast…

uzumaki-rebellion

Won’t God do it.

royallyprincesslilly

Trump getting coronavirus, losing the election, getting dragged out the WH in cuffs along with his sons, his daughter, and all his minions, especially Mitch McConnell, and the rest of the swamp he filled would be the beginning of the redemption arc 2020 needs.

Gotta learn to ask the universe for what we deserve and claim that shit.

I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe!!!

burymetothesoundofyourname-deac

Well, looks like it’s working. Let’s reblog again!

nopethatsnotembarrassing

We gotta stop spending so much time togeth-

Damn it!

No!

ahfangal

This is still one of my favorite Free Play moments. <3

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sharkie-19

Red Shoes and the 7 Dwarfs

rwoh

Concept: there’s so much pushback against Zuko marrying someone from the Water Tribe (something about foreign interests idk) that he turns around and says “ok I’ll find someone else”

He turns up the next day, and introduces his new suitor. “This is Wang Fire, respected veteran and citizen of the fire nation.”

He produces all of the legal documents proving that Wang Fire is a citizen, and the council wants to argue that it’s just Sokka in red with a beard, but they can’t because whenever he shows up in blue, Zuko refers to him as “Ambassador Sokka.”

firelord-boomerang

Maybe they take it a step further (and drive everyone a bit more crazy) Sokka says in a scandalous voice “How could I be married to Zuko when I’m already married to Lee from the Earth Kingdom? You know Lee? Everyone knows Lee with the Good Tea from the Teashop.” When he shows proof, it’s just a picture of Zuko wearing green holding a teapot.

And everyone just seethes.

charlesoberonn

Unfortunately Wang Fire died while bravely defending the Fire Nation from foreign infiltrators

theocseason4

This is extremely funny

clitorous

do they think being a cop will be morally okay in a few months or what

ericka-the-worm

https://people.com/tv/andy-samberg-says-brooklyn-nine-nine-figuring-out-how-to-exist-amid-current-events/

Just reblogging to add context since it got left in the notes

activates

10 years of bad luck in love if you do not play and repost these games

love games 101:

Describe Your Ideal First Date and We’ll Tell You the Initials of Your One True Love

What Kind of Lover Are You?

Answer These ‘Would You Rather’ Questions About Love and We’ll Reveal How You Are in a Relationship

Tell Us About Your Favorite ’80s Movies and We’ll Guess Which ‘To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before’ Character You Are

Can We Guess Your Disney Husband Based On Your Love Life?

Answer These Questions About Love and We’ll Accurately Guess Your Relationship Status

At What Age Will You Find Your True Love?

What Zodiac Sign Is Your True Love?

What Kind of Partner Are You?

Why Are You Single?

serindipity

i HAD TO DO THIS

strawbeeerrryyyy

Better to be safe 😂

frank-en-mel

Ugh I always fall for these.

rick1906

Can’t risk it

typhlonectes

Congratulations.

beetlecirice

it’s funny cause EVERY SINGLE time I see this, I’ve been scrolling for 30 seconds tops

annoyed-almond-milk-deactivated

It looks like like a rolly polly

krispytm

Fun fact: They ARE technically rolly pollies! They’re within the same species!

optimistic-ect0pl4sm

Thats a pretty epic fact gamer

krispytm

Thank you, fellow gamer. I try my best.

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glumshoe

Oh shit!!! The little thief that keeps ransacking my porch and eating my decorative corn is a fucking blonde!

Dammit! I wasn’t expecting you to be a beautiful rarity!

glumshoe

god this is the same asshole who keeps KNOCKING ON MY WINDOWS and rattling the doors at all hours of the night and driving my dogs crazy

I walked out on the porch and told her to get her own damn house and what did she do? she just sat there and chewed at me! no respect! no respect at all!

she’s too beautiful to be angry with.

glumshoe

excuse me!!! that was my beautiful corn! it’s not for eating!

after she finished eating my corn she wandered around the porch (WHILE I was standing there in the doorway and just... TOUCHED everything. touched it all over with her wicked little hands, like a spiteful Conservative woman who doesn’t believe in COVID-19 and spreads her DNA over every surface to own the libs.

she picked up the dogs’ tennis ball, examines my parents’ ashtray, played with the lid of the empty terrarium I JUST finished cleaning, and yanked on the dog tether we put Scully on when we’re sitting on the porch.

glumshoe

HEY

STOP DOING THIS

I have gone out and chased her off into the woods FOUR TIMES and she immediately comes back to TOUCH ALL MY STUFF and EAT MY PRETTY CORN

twitblr

Dormant Predators

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loueejii

This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20.

ocean-again

reblog for that last bit to save a life

smiling-grouch-deactivated20241

If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move.

You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!

deminat-20

That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.

letsgetoutofspace

Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?

morgrimmoon

Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.

trini-lover

Sharing for all the safety items!!

ladybugbites

RB IF YOU SUPPORT HER